@lynnesbian ...i read that like a bullet calibre, and my brain went "psh I prefer.45acp laserdisc"
@lynnesbian DRM: Doesn't Render Midtones
lewd, weird
@Felthry bitey boobies
@lynnesbian psh, black mesa WOULD use proprietary tech. assholes.
@lynnesbian ...
i'm...
i'm just imagining a serial killer just... murdering people, then just suddenly going "oh jeez hold up I need to use the net" and then logging onto the family pc, doing some googling, checking facebook, then being disgusted at their security set up, so tweaking their router, but having to write down their own phone's IP to get back on the net to check it out more, and forgetting they wrote it down on a scrap piece of paper before they leave.
@theoutrider but HEY, thAT'S JusT a THeOR*HUURRTHGHGLBHFLbarfs everywhere*
@theoutrider Ashen one:
"Goddammit Patches, I'll get you for this!"
Patches/Lapp: *puts on armour and goes to the ringed city* "new phone who dis"
manual boost because i wanna add a content warning
sooo...
CW: US Politics, nazis, birdsite being a shitstain again. https://mastodon.social/@ppng/101938155501828118
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.