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@calm @zoe he buys it in bulk.

from Big Green Tea resellers. :3

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@calm @zoe important question: what kind of tea would each DBZ character drink.

Goku obviously would like bubble tea. Guy likes whatever he can eat and bubble tea is a tea you can eat.
Vegeta is a coffee guy. He refuses to try tea, says it's "not for REAL men"... then gets really conflicted when he drinks bulma's tea once and finds out he likes it way more than the bitter angry taste of coffee. Eventually he admits he prefers tea, but just black tea.

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@calm @zoe "Vegeta! What does the SCOUTER say about his POWER LEVEL!?"
*kettle whistling loudly*
"It's OVER 100 CELCIUUUUSSSSSSS" *crushes scouter*

@cozykaffe@snouts.online mostly they make noises like this: youtube.com/watch?v=wbuEYtNKZx li'l; squeaky noises. v. cute :D

have you played the reboot/remake of the where for your smol, soft dragonborn friend who is shy but very adventurous

joke, re: hot and cold and warm and such take 

@calm @zoe see if this were twitter we'd have a reply guy in here already going "UM ACTUALLY KELVIN IS THE SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT BECAUSE" and everyone would just be done.

Meanwhile I'm jumping into this thread because in reading these posts I imagined DBZ power levels but temperatures instead and going supersaiyan is converting to Fahrenheit from celcius. because my brain is a fuck.

@pup_hime welp it's not like it could be much more of a disaster I guess

@pup_hime oh jeez. So the rick and morty guy bought radical heights?

gab, fedi drama 

i would recommend going ahead and just preemptively blocking gab.ai and gab.com from your instance tbh lmao

@lynnesbian oh god the data breach before that too what even... HOW are they still around at this point!?

@lynnesbian holy shit apparently back in march this year they had a massive loss of data, like, they hadn't made backups, and they lost something like 50 million songs and any user content from 2016. just like... 12 years of content, fuckin' GONE. Because ofa "server migration gone wrong"

@lynnesbian what the fuuuuuck how???? I thought that site basically closed down YEARS ago. I mean I haven't even seen a myspace sharing button on a site in yea-oh right I got adblockers c-c;

laser eyes cat pic 

@slimepunk kitty got the zoomies! Musta picked up a speed buff from a boss she defeated with her laser eyes

Gab, fedi drama redux 

Yeah, they be coming.

An Update on New Gab (Link to Gab)

“[O]ur plan is to fork existing open source software, Mastodon, which is based on the ActivityPub social networking protocol.”

very first comment:

“Seeing how Mastadon is basically SJW central, I’m sure there’s the unintended trolling perk that is going to make their heads explode when they find out. :D”

laser eyes cat pic 

@slimepunk but most important

she want snacc

laser eyes cat pic 

@slimepunk kitty: "Less mew mew, more pew pew please"

@pupy@chitter.xyz the best thing about it was when they opened up ALL clothing for whatever body type you had.

so many goddamn dresses and pretty hairstyles

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