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oh fucksake so now i had an ingrowing eyelash it turns out. THAT'S why my eye was so friggin sore. fucksake.

managed to grab it out with some tweezers. that was a touch nervewracking.

@TMWReviews
10 let newattempt = 1
20 if pooptoot$ = good then goto 50
30 let pooptoot$ = pooptoot$ + newattempt
40 next newattempt
50 print pooptoot$

@theoutrider oh shit is THAT what that thing was about!? fuck me. I was wondering what was with all the goofy-ass cursed pokemon models

wow okay that was quick, the spambot got taken out immediately after I reported it. nice

@cozykaffe@snouts.online UUGH fucksake, there's another one of them that just spammed me again. I just blocked the fucking thing yesterday, it's making accounts on hosts all over the place

i have officially sold out

all my pooptoots now come with a premium option of 5 sknqbucks per pooptoot. If you view a premium pooptoot you must pay for it or be charged with pooptoot piracy. I do however offer Free to Toot options, which are just as good! Here's an example!

(To see the free example please pay 5 sknqbucks)

Hey so uh

Turns out

There's a cooking mama game for phones?

And it's... So far pretty good???

"ah, Mood, or some say Big Mood. Do you hear our Sames?"

A sweet summertime Pel by beelzbat on twitter (old but relevant piece)!

@theoutrider apparently yes it is.

it's basically Yakuza/Yakuza Kiwami/Yakuza 0 but Hugeass Burly Men other Hugeass Burly Men into explosions as well.

deliberately upsetting abelist language / instance defederation suggestion 

Found an other free speech instance with nothing better to do than try and trigger people for attention. Here's your attention, I guess.
Instance: gameliberty.club
Receipt:
gameliberty.club/@matrix/10227

@kasia@godforsaken.website "IF YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER-wait shit."

oh friens i am nto well

my eye is sore as heck
i'm sniffly

feel like butt D:

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