Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@matt You should be able to swipe down from the top of any screen and see the wifi icon in the like,,, quick bar or whatever it's called? just tap that and it should turn wifi off entirely. tap it again to turn it back on and scan for the nearest saved network to connect to

someone's got a drum kit suddenly what the heck

@masklayer :)

@ifixcoinops yeah it... sorta did that. that's how I was able to pull it out x_x; AND how I noticed the damn thing was constantly tickling my eyeball. it's still a little sore (it probably scratched my eye up a bit while it was in there) but it's definitely a lot better now than it was.

oh hello pounding rain you're back again i see

@noiob (jean genes)

@Ivafakename i don't always reference Moonbase Alpha's text to speech shenanigans but when I do it comes outta friggin nowhere

@Ivafakename "because you are John Madden"

@envgen cereal criminal

holy shit now that I got that ingrown eyelash out of my eyelid i'm already feeling BLESSED FUCKING RELIEF. my eye's still sore from all the irritation but at least now it doesn't feel like there's something constantly poking it

@Rosemary
That's a lotta dakka

@Ivafakename
Oh fucks sake, who the shit is responsible for this garbage fire of a spam bot and how fucking dare they pollute this instance as well