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@fillertrack hhhhhh i cannot believe i used to think iwas straight once.

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i mean I was like, really young but yeah

@fillertrack oh god i just remembered another bloody awful thing about the old sextris game from ages back that I referenced before. It had to be man + woman, you couldn't put two women together or two men as it would register as an "invalid match", similarly if you tried to say place a guy's groin at the back of a woman's head. guh, it was so friggin daft and dull and vanilla too. like who thought that would be fun?

@ottumon "Oh wow that's really lovely nailpolish you've bought. Are you gonna try them all out? ... wait where's your nail polish remover?"
You painting each nail with intricate patterns and unique colours using the entire palette over the course of the exercise: Nail polish whatnow?

@fillertrack why does it have VR supportihAJSKHFASHAHHAHA

fuck

fuuuck me, I remember a really old "porn" tetris game from like the fuckin' early 90s that my dad had (god it was garbage), you made matches by matching up sex positions rather than filling lines. So this is just that, but... modern again. fucking christ.

I just...

ahahHAhahaha oh my god if that isn't a microcosm for how awful beign cishet must be, I dunno what is.

@fillertrack oh my GOD it's a game on STEAM!? WHAT THE FYHAYFASLKF

why

why why why

why

@monorail w...

...what the HELL

did... wait

did picking up and placing the P-switch to the right slightly, or placing the POW block up at the top right seriously just... alter physics in such a way to make the spring push the hsell to the right rather than the left????

Doom 

@matt oh dang okay how do you actually sett his up manually just for future reference because... WOW that... actually looks really nice!

@Ivafakename that sounds like something a USER NOT FOUND. CONTACT ADMIN would say!

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@envgen you know... I probably never would have noticed if you hadn't mentioned it....

...however I do DEEPLY appreciate the googly eyes on it . Dongus Friend.

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yesterday's look: gay grandma punk

pls excuse my housemate's pants

pls also excuse the enormous novelty dildo on the mantelpiece

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