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Today may be the hottest day Europe has ever recorded 🔥 Please stay safe!

💚 Drink plenty of water and stay hydrated
💚 Shower in cool water when needed and/or wash your hands and face
💚 The UV index is high. If you go outside, try to wear a sun hat and keep to the shade
💚 Avoid unnecessary strenuous activity
💚 Carry a fan if you have one, and don't be afraid to use it
💚 Hide inside supermarkets or shopping malls if you need to. Especially if they have fridges you can stand next to awhile.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i'm sold just because of the tol oni gal.

Gee Fire Emblem, why does your mom let you have three houses?

@micolithe@snouts.online @apow@snouts.online like... i know of the musician....

but i can never hear "shaggy" without thinking of scooby doo. and it confuses me all the time.

Don’t ever tell me I can’t be a Strong Female Character and also backflip around in sexy black outfits and say things like “sorry, BOYS >:3” while choking men unconscious with my taut, powerful calves alone. Let me live my truth

Me: Jeez it's so hot I can't think of anything good to toot... but I really shouldn't pooptoot. that also takes too much creativity. I'm just gonna sit and sknqfav instead.

My brain:

"Tails"'s full name is Miles Prower, a pun on Miles Per Hour

but did you know, that in the US, his name is actually Kilometers "Tails" Prower?

y'ever just

whenever you find an Abra in Pokemon

and you evolve it

just find yourself goin'

youtu.be/7QyoRzZrF00?t=44

@anthracite most likely! Dang I actually wanna play Paradroid now that game kinda rocks

@PsyChuan@snouts.online RIGHT? honestly I would have just locked the thread there and then, and stickied it, and just been like "that's it, forum's closed. we win"

random memory:

a forum I used to go to (in the web 1.0 days) had a meme whereby any time a poster said "woah" in response to something (which was fairly often) the stock response had become "yeah ok neo" after one bright spark did so, and everybody jumped on that bandwagon .

this reached its peak when (because, again, web1.0 days), someone decided to just... post a bunch of lyrics from a Radiohead song.

to which the first response to the thread, was "yeah ok computer"

@anthracite what... the hell, I've SEEN that hacking minigame in another thing before, a game I recently played... it had the EXACT same kind of hacking thing!... fuckin'... shit I think it was Tower 57 :O

...I mnean granted I'll never see it so I'll never block it but it means I won't ever have to see it again

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