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"It's so strange to realize..."

"What?"

"I have too many bones in me."

"Did... did you discover some extra bones you didn't previously know about?"

"Technically."

There was a pregnant pause.

"I mean eventually they'll go off and do their own thing, but it'll be a while."

There was another pregnant pause.

"We're going to be parents."

"OH THANK GOD."

"Why what did you think?"

"You ate the neighbor."

"That bitter soul? No way!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Here in my car
I am here in my car
how did I get this car
i am not licensed to
drive cars

@denikombucha@playvicious.social cishets area danger to society and must be stopped D:

Microsoft has removed the ability to create an offline account on new Windows 10 installs unless your PC is offline. Disconnect your network / modem before installing Windows 10.

Another option is to keep trying to create the MS account with a fake phone number until it gives up and lets you create a local offline account.

Bonus tip - if you don't want to set security questions when creating an offline account: create one without a password and then set the password via the control panel after logging in.

honestly i'm amazed i didn't find this meme on here, because i feel like mastodon is its true home, so i am reintroducing it to its proper habitat

You cannot imagine the softness of these beans. They're so squishy and soft aaaaaaaaaa

this one's kinda easy :3 Solution to a riddle! Do not view more if you don't want it spoiled. 

@Algot a bone of contention :3

@LANthus @Trashbang *sat here happily playing Doom source ports with jumping and mouselook and desperately wishing that they also added a feature to make buttons that are above eyelevel only respond if you're actually level or looking at them within "arm's reach" without any shame*

the quintessential GZDoom experience is reflexively jumping once in a while to dodge an attack and not really achieving anything but still feeling guilty about it for like an hour afterward

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