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@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net I imagine even 50% more than what you are currently directly paid in wages wouldn't cover the additional benefits you currently get (also unionising, PTO, no premiums, no minimum healthcare, holy fuck that would be priceless in the US holy shit, there's no way they'd shell out that much)

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net what's more is you can legitimately, unironically, use the phrase "darling, you can't afford me."

@andre@hellsite.site (extremely Johnathan Frakes voice) "Our research turned up a similar occurance..."

@cozykaffe@snouts.online ah yes, the elbow stoles: skiram

Sexism, Waffles, Pancakes 

@cambrian_era ...well that explains the thoughts of the dude (because it's clearly gotta be a fuckin' dude who said this), they have a brain made of fuckin' pancake batter.

hrt, needles, Loccubus and Bug Report being constructively gay 

beep beep boop boop venting my anxiety by drawing a cute roboot

at some point I'm gonna go through these, divide them into like... sub folders, describe each or something. i dunno how to do that but I'll figure out a way I think

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@luna@hellsite.site @andre@hellsite.site that's a great one too!

@andre@hellsite.site @luna@hellsite.site I already have the Underground Radio album of DM Dokuro but I had no idea there was a second album

@luna@hellsite.site HEGGDJFFHHS IT'S PERFECT OMG.

Tbh the entire album seems rad as heck so imma get that later

@luna@hellsite.site I have not?! I'm gonna look this one up, one sec!

Tbh part of me is not wholly convinced it isn't actually a weird Al song

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Why does the "Wrong Number Song" from Undertale sound like a polka song Weird Al would perform and sing

@mavica Huh, it is you isn't it! I'll be honest I was writing this and thinking "I bet mavi will like this", it didn't occur to me that it would be just like you as well ^^;;
But that's okay! Because a lot of folks seem to like the idea, and that clearly means mavi is a good lovely robot too!

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