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birdsite link, but hfalfhagd this is so cute. twitter.com/neko_denki/status/ pics of a gal and her robot partner and aaaa <3 <3 <3

@Felthry I love this because this is semi canon? The nanite cluster gets destabilised in certain circumstances, such as extreme temperature or spontaneous code errors caused by stress. While this doesn't sound good, sometimes the effects can be benign enough that all that happens is that it breaks into smaller sub-clusters each functioning as if they were the core one, but still as a coherent singular entity in goals.
This is also possible just for funsies. :3

@Felthry @monorail @Nine (Worse puns ahead:)

When you put them in a freezer they get even smaller; They turn into tiny skunk ice.

However, you can make them whole again by baking them though. They get ren-oven-ted.

if @Nine gets in a fridge, do they spontaneously fission into a bunch of kids? because then they are chilled ren

big fan of cackling, snort laughing, and honestly any free demonstration of emotion

i have a friend who snorts when she laughs. it feels so adorable and genuine. my laughs are more like breathless coughs. people dont need designer's laughs

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@Linda @tom @noiob @masklayer
...i don't like it.

you can tell tom's still like "psh yeah whatever I'll be outta here in like a second flat the moment you stop watching, i'm cool like that, haha. your paltry prison cannot contain me"

*keeps staring at the jar of tom.... until blinking has to occur* SHIT

@noiob @tom @masklayer bugger you're right. this is a trainwreck of a toot from start to finish.

@tom @noiob @masklayer THE PLAN WORKED, GRAB HIM BEFORE HE FUSES WITH TOM AGAIN!

...THE OTHER TOM

...wait he's slime, we can't... grab him. uh.. jar him?...

@LANthus on the right, decaf. on the left, esssssspresso. the extra s's are for how much extra caffeine there is.

@legendaryjoeb i wanna see a comic or animation or something of Robotnik actually running a coffee-slash-bakery now but STILL doing the whole evil genius scientist schtick without actually doing anything evil.

@hyggend@efdn.club @NineBooks well to be honest as far as mastodon is concerned, "alternate dimensions" are actually just other instances of the fedivers- *realises suddenly what that means* -ohgoDNO

@Nine Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine & Pastry Shop

Decent coffee but the crepes are [i]decadent[/i].

@hyggend@efdn.club @NineBooks my bot can, but hasn't learned how to yet. I suppose that's my fault for telling them about half-a presses

my chickens all came inside for a visit!

my rooster boy is 24/7 anxious but when he calms down he is the sweetest, snuggliest little man and loves to tuck in my armpit and get head scritches :sob:

(eye contact)

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