Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@worm fuckin litwick holy shit

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Bullet Bill's quieter, more reserved, more peaceful brother, who wants to turn away from his family's military profiteering background and forge towards a lifestyle and legacy that improves the world rather than damns it.

Kami is exceptionally happy I am home again. she hasn't even realised we've gotten Sid back from the vets and he's doing okay, she's just happy I'm home since I've been out all day

Robotnik: "Haha! You've fallen into my trap, Sonic! Now witness as I steal ALL the chaos emeralds!"
Sonic: "ok boomer"
Robotnik: "... I... W... HOW DARE YOU!?"

@nonbinary hfjksdfkjhsdlf toxicitry with a monocle and a stereotypically "High Society" british voice sipping from a china cup of piss with an audiable slurp noise and then oging "AHHH, myyesss indeed, a FINE vintage~"

@nonbinary i hate it
i hate that i have now seen this and it now is a Thing That Exists that I Now Know Exists and I cannot unknow this thing

I hate that you shared this
I hate that I clicked it
I hate that it's actually kinda cute as well and if it weren't for the obvious theme it might look really pretty

hate

hattteeee

@nonbinary is

Is that McDonald's big Mac lingerie?!

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz *sends you hugs* your brain also does that thing where you're done with all the stuff you HAVE and NEED to do and you've got nothing else to do except relax but even trying to do so makes your brain make you feel guilty for "not being productive" even though you've absolutely done all the "productivity" that's possible today and won't let you relax? Cause, like.... Huge mood. D:

@binchicken @velexiraptor there's so much pun potential here too

"Deep 'state"
"'state sponsored invasions"
To name a couple other examples

@luna@hellsite.site I swear to god they are doing it deliberately at this point omfg

@velexiraptor *blinks at the post*
*Realises the pun*
*Inhale to respond*
*Cannot respond because what CAN you respond with to that pun??*
*Sits there for ages struggling with this dilemma*
*Eventually settles in "oh god damnit" and a fav*

Pokémon: "you got Fancy Apple!"
Me, cannot resist portmanteaus: "yay! I got a Fa-... Oh for FUCKS SAKE."
My brain: "Damnit! So close!"

@noiob They're def sorely missing a lot of really good ones like fuckin' Tangela where the shit is tangela D:

@noiob dissociating because you're unable to catch Ekans but they left in the really marketable ones still.