Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
.... oh no i'm at the rock gym in Sword and...
and the gym mission involves the use of a Trap Detector to find hidden traps in the gym mission I guess? and it's just... a pair of fuckin' high tech dowsing rods and
your character is just... looking SO CONFUSED by them while they are explained to them and I just... i can't. i fuckin can't handle it just...
the character is like:
>_> ._. .... <_< ... ._.;;;
@trashyfins@chomp.life I keep forgetting i have bought games in sales or off humble bumble and whatnot and then i discover thanks to steam there's an update to them or I randomly look through my games list looking for something else and then notice it and go "wait WHAT?? WHEN DID I GET THA-oh yeah."
pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
I have two of the four possible monstrosities that clearly exist only to suffer.
I have named them "NOPEASAURUS" and "ARCEUS WHY" because oh my GOD
the indiivdual parts look pretty good? like, if there was a MATCHING back end to them, great. but...
they're... spliced with very obviously NOT matching parts.
gamefreak why
pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
oikay so ...
the fossils in this game are hot garbage and why gamefreak why
why did you ...
what
what is wrong with you oh my god
so you do't just get a fossil and revive it as a pokemon oh no you get to splice two different fossils together to make "WACKY COMEDY COMBINATION POKEMONS" because there's this one fossil scientist who I do not think is at all legal or a licensed paleoscientist or geneticist.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.