Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

voting for the bear who is really interested in politics from Snowdin village in Undertale because honestly that's definitely a step up from Poundland Trumplestiltskin.

Heck I forgot to post the final pictures of the fully complete Real Grade 1:144 Gundam Exia kit I was building!

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space omg that's a cool lookin bird too!

@cozykaffe@snouts.online kakapo very good :D

@cozykaffe@snouts.online to be fair some parrots and such were already weird little silly gremlins that exist purely to cause chaos. The Kakapo for example

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space owls are gorgeous oh my god. big old fluffy flying pillows with claws.
There's a falconry display group that's local to the city I live in and they're really nice people, and they have such lovely birds (rescues and such, not ones bred for entertainment, but they take care of them and raise them and rehabilitate them too!) and gosh they're so beautiful, so many different owls and eagles and such!

@tom It was a council house tho so they got to call the Council and go "hey uh, our wiring definitely needs looking at, send some people down please."
and they eventually did.
and the electricians looked at the ALL RED WIRING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE and went "...uh... yeah so... do you have a place to stay in the meantime cause this is gonna take a while" c_c;

ENTIRE house needed rewiring to standard.

@tom fuck this reminds me of some friends of mine, their old house had some issues with the lights blowing out constantly, and Miq used to be an electrician, so he's like "ah let me check it out I might be able to work out what's going on at least". Popped open the light switch in question, pulled it out, took ONE look at the ALL RED WIRES, put it back in and went "NOPE. Call an entire team of electricians holy shitfuck."

@tom Either that or become Electric Element type slime

@lynnesbian @andre@hellsite.site wait you mean like those little melton mowbray "pies"?! the ones you serve by the bucketful at a party on a little plate that hardly anybody eats because they're too busy scarfing the shitty cheap Tescos sausage rolls and scotch eggs!?

oh my god why the ... why... what... with a knife and fork oh my fuck????

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space aaaa so jealous ;w; I get owls at night! (nice!) and also pheasants at all hours (not so nice they are very loud D: ). I wish we had crows, they have lovely calls and also crows are gorgeous. But yeah there are wood pigeons around here a lot of the time and GOSH they look well fed and healthy! big ol chonkus birbs. I don't get to hear them cooing much sadly as they don't roost on the house except in summer I guess

@andre@hellsite.site @lynnesbian pure force of will

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space "pigeons" here in the UK are actually Rock Doves technically speaking but I dunno why we call them Pigeons either i love their cooing it's so pretty ;w;

@tom that uh... that's not good o_o;

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space holy shit that is the prettiest pigeon i have ever seen what the shit????

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space (in that pigeons are v. cute)

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE