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@SilviaFox@sleeping.town @BatElite @spotteh@cybre.space
so far what i've learned about being a witch:

pros: magic
hot as fuck
powerful
love and adoration

cons:
constantly getting dunked on by loved ones

still seems like a net positive

Fun detail in Pokémon Sword/Shield: the Switch in the player's room takes the color of the joy-cons you're using to play it!

Long, TL;DR: You can get free land in the uk basically by stealing it. 

@Ivafakename ...

it's free real estate

but REAL estate

@nonbinary i don't... consciously remember the post, but I'm pretty sure I know what one you're talking about (though I too cannot find it, nor especially want to), and yeah it's awful

I taught a 70-year-old how to make GIFs a while ago and they just sent this in their merry Christmas email

@LANthus tired: dmca striking fake leakers and trying to track them down or do damage control immediately to fight off fakers and leakers
wired: literally making your roster so fucking huge that nobody can make a fake leak even as a joke because either A) nobody will believe it or B) even if they do they'll get mad at the "leaker" for getting their hopes up, then you can bring out the "fake leak" character anyway, further making it harder to make fake leaks of your roster.

@LANthus honestly by this point eveyr time there's a fake leak i'm genuinely more surprised, even if I know it IS fake, that said character isn't ALREADY in the game.

beds changed, clothes washed and dried, bins taken out and changed, cats fed, washing up done, cooking done, food eaten, ebay answered.

old bedding just needs putting in the drier, clean clothes need putting in the actual wardrobe as opposed to the floordrobe, and uh... hm. been a busy housework day today.

Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston,
Gaston:
Lefou:
Gaston:
Lafou: *walks out*

@DogMotif@snouts.online WELL I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BE SPENDING UPGRADE MONEY ON NOW HOLY SHIT

me at any inanimate object: *talks to it normally like it's a person*
me at cats: WHO'S A FLUFFY BABY YES YOU ARE AAAA SO PRETTY FLUFFY LUMP I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOO~~~~

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