Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@matt someone looked at a pc case and went "hmm... You know what PCs really need to function as best as they can?? As FEW COMPONENTS AS POSSIBLE! after all, we all know that led lights and coloured cables are what makes a pc go faster! Not that silly component stuff. Let's just totally strip out these pointless mounting systems."
Then someone went "uh ... Hard drives are a thing" and they went
"Oh right, yeah, best leave those in at least then."

Oh no I just remembered that "counterfeit genders" bullshit from a little while ago and I'm giggling again

@Colophonscrawl@snouts.online Dog Residue

@BatElite @heytanuki@snouts.online well all genders are 100% off with a full unlimited money back guarantee if you decide you don't want it, but be quick, this offer ends at the heat death of the universe- one second. *Answers a phone*. what's that?? ... How many billions of trillions of eons????? .... Well dang, I wrote the contract now, I can't very well go back on it now. Ah well.

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite I just wish the shiny gender variants weren't ridiculously expensive.

@Ivafakename rebuttal: if all efdn is gremlins, then clearly there are cuties that are gremlins, thus gremlins are cuties. QED. (Quite Evidently ...Da-truth??)

@noiob I thought this said Renalia at first. But now I've read it correctly, so I'm obligated to post this now:
"Or else Sakuya will have to pilot it again"

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite hey, psst. *Glances around* wanna try some hot new pronouns? *Opens trenchcoat* first ones free.
So's the second one actually.

... They're all free.

@Ivafakename gremlins are cute tho

@Ivafakename okay to be fair, cheese and strawberry does go together well, kinda but you need a good sharp cheddar. The banana though? And olives? That's a bit weird.

@Ivafakename too late, it's now none pizza with left beef canonically

@rat lando calrisian: this instance is getting worse all the time!
Ivy: I have memed the instance, PRAY I do not meme it further!

@Ivafakename none pizza with left beef by any chance?

@Ivafakename (realtalk I love original flavour, it's like a comfort food thing? Used to have it a lot when I was ill as a child. But orange is definitely a bit nicer and easier to drink)

@Ivafakename and unsubscribed

@Ivafakename same