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@noelle @KitRedgrave shuffling up in an overcoat and a wide brimmed hat pulled low to hide my features, furtively browsing the magazines for their coupon sections, sweating profusely

Hmm, the comparison between different interpolations look like different amusement park ride segments :thinkhappy:

TIL that in the US, you can get advertisers to stop sending you physical mail by telling the post office "that you, *in your own discretion*, believe [the advertisements] to be 'erotically arousing or sexually provocative.'" (Emphasis mine.)

USPS and the advertiser are not legally allowed to contest this.

So if you tell them that CreditOne mailings just make you *too horny*...

about.usps.com/publications/pu

@fillertrack i sure do wish i got to pay £50 for the same game I just completed with no ability to transfer my savegame over and having to catch everything all over again just so i can play a small little collection of islands and a few extra pokemon! WAY better than 200 free pokemon by fall this year and £30 for twice that extra content.

@tom or my Palit GTX 970 trying to run any game whatsoever that uses 3d graphics at all

@daphny "But Thou Must", but more of a "YYyyeeaaaah have fun with saying no."

@007@mastodon.xyz *gives you every penny you spent on their free genders back!* How about exchanging it for a new one?

@elfi @matt it's horrid and I hate everything about it especially that it is absolutely Peak Gamer. Including the snide sounding comment by the seller to the guy criticising it basically saying "you're only critical of our case because it's too /sophisticated/ for you, casual".

If you can't make your own genders, store bought is fine

@matt and oh my god it's actually completely open! The dust!! The noise of the fans!!! What the hell! I need a review of this just to see how impractical this thing will actually be

@matt someone looked at a pc case and went "hmm... You know what PCs really need to function as best as they can?? As FEW COMPONENTS AS POSSIBLE! after all, we all know that led lights and coloured cables are what makes a pc go faster! Not that silly component stuff. Let's just totally strip out these pointless mounting systems."
Then someone went "uh ... Hard drives are a thing" and they went
"Oh right, yeah, best leave those in at least then."

@pup_hime right???? It was like some kind of genius shitpost, except for the fact the chud actually said it actually believing it. Which ironically made it even more hilarious.

Oh no I just remembered that "counterfeit genders" bullshit from a little while ago and I'm giggling again

@BatElite @heytanuki@snouts.online well all genders are 100% off with a full unlimited money back guarantee if you decide you don't want it, but be quick, this offer ends at the heat death of the universe- one second. *Answers a phone*. what's that?? ... How many billions of trillions of eons????? .... Well dang, I wrote the contract now, I can't very well go back on it now. Ah well.

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite I just wish the shiny gender variants weren't ridiculously expensive.

@Ivafakename rebuttal: if all efdn is gremlins, then clearly there are cuties that are gremlins, thus gremlins are cuties. QED. (Quite Evidently ...Da-truth??)

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