@cherubiks @monorail "Oh hahaha, no, no, see that actually got decanonised last season. Turns out that theory was bunk and they revealed the truth in last season's finale so I was never $DEADNAME as it turns out. Shocking twist I know, but c'mon it's been several years, it's a bit past spoiler warnings at this point"
@joselito "I avoided getting cancelled for being racist with this one weird trick!" [RACISTS HATE THEM! Click here to find out why!]
any of these phrases are band and album names
RT @DuncanFyfe@twitter.com
can I seriously not go one day without hearing about undeclared mustard in oumph the chunk?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DuncanFyfe/status/1218959882013028354
@hyperlink hahaha nice :D
@hyperlink im just realising this now but that look is kinda like... "go ahead. break the glass, you're strong enough. you can do it. you can pet this head of mine. go on, do it, dooo iiitttttt. Pst the glass said you sucked and said very unkind things about your favourite person you should totally break it so you can pet my head :D "
fuck there's a Hell's Kitchen mobile game now. yes it's another match 3 where you repair and renovate a location by completing matches and spending the stars on repairing stuff.
...
honestly if the entire place isn't repaired by just Gordon Ramsay just yelling at it until it fixes itself wtf is it even doing
the next time you think "oh oops i left the store with something on accident" or "oh no they didn't charge me for this" here's a helpful guide!
Were you at a major retailer?
If no, and you were somewhere local and independent, then turn around and do the right thing.
If yes, keep walking and do the right thing.
@monorail shaped like friend
@biohazard "I'm POSITIVE i CAN DO nothing about the fact that smiling physically hurts when I don't mean it"
@hyperlink abadeeabadi
@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink *taps forehead* can't die if death thinks you are your fursuit
@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink six months after that, hyperlink is now wearing this fursuit every day, to everything.
years and years later, hyperlink is buried in this suit. everyone has forgotten that hyperlink's face looked like anything but this suit. leaving the real hyperlink free to assume a new fursuit and attend his own funeral, before slipping into the night, millions of dollars richer from his own life insurance.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.