Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

see i spend time outdoors building it up and then I release it here. the meatspace world will never know the horror they are a part of muahahaha

me irl: shy, very quiet, largely non vocal esp when stressed out, raptorhands a lot when out and about, hoodieeeesssss

me online: same but also way more pooptooty and i can finally unleash my goblin energy

@hyperlink heck maybe you need to use a medidation app to -... wait...

@Ivafakename one of many

@Ivafakename 👀

hyperlink's avatar shows up with this super gremlin energy emitting grin every time he boosts and/or favs one of my toots and it's just...

it mocks me.

his avatar mocks me.

@Ivafakename to be fair some of my toots and responses should never be boosted or favved either but hey here we are

@HikikoStar@octodon.social @hyperlink NO

OH GOD

YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE STARTED HYP ???

@Ivafakename mate this inflation kink is gettin outta control you gotta stop

@hyperlink hyp no

...i keep seeing fortnite on my switch as a game I could play and I keep thinking "hmmmm maybe I should give it a go" and then I remember that I would hate it really quickly probably because social interactions are nervewracking even when there is no voice chat and ESPECIALLY if it's competitive.

@Ivafakename NOPE NOT FALLING FOR THAT BAIT NOT DOING IT LALALAALLALA

@Ivafakename here's the thing what if we all collectively blotted it out of our memories as some sort of defence mechanism wouldn't that make it worse than cornflakes.

...

oh no brain please no please don't combine the two OH GOD

@Ivafakename ...

hold up trying to figure out if this is better or worse than the conflakes incident.

@Ivafakename what

micwosoft wowd

@LANthus Bowser needs a fireflower buff :< that's discrimination against lizard daddies

...i have no fuckin concentration today what the fuck gives

@Ivafakename stahp