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hhh i swear to fuck what is going on with this gamepad c'mon.

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aww yeaaahh gamepad detected, fuck yes, time to set it up, configuring gamepad 1! AW YISSSSS aaa-...

*sound of every fucking button being pressed*

...what in the shit

@ape@goblin.camp open case, free flowing water cooling, Chlorophyll based power supply unit, looking nice. very eco friendly. plus you know, mechanical keyboard there, and a nice chonky crt monitor for hot degaussing action.

Yeah I'd say that's pretty good. does it run quake?

*clicks second monitor back over to Rpi* heck it's still updating. welp, guess I'll leave it a bit and see if it finishe-
*update finishes while I am thinking that to myself*

...

you win this round, brain.

nsfw 

@hyperlink the lewdposts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

n-no i said coming. C-O-M-I-N-- NO NOT THAT KIND CHRIST, FUCK. NO. JESUS. NOT ACTUALLY... goddammit!

Hey #admins, get a load of the "ethics statement" on this asshole's fediverse scraping project:

"Publishing your toots/messages on a server without marking them private or requiring authentication and thus making them available to the web is an act of affirmative consent to allowing others to download those toots/messages [...]"

I recommend suspending the author's sneak.berlin instance.

pellets guy 

@hyperlink okay but now you actually have to make a rap about dogs tho.

I mean I gotta tell it to use the SuperGraphix compatible PCE emulator by default anyway instead of beetle-fast, but hey.

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ah finally got the keyboard to work on my rpi3b+ again. finally can edit the config options, clear the joypad configs so it doesn't keep adding a "new" joypad every single time and then refusing to accept inputs at all from it, MAYBE, MAYBE this will allow me to properly set up the joypad again.

just wish I could figure out which bloody mode to use it in instead of accidentally forgetting each time... pretty sure it's Xinput mode... so i can use the home and share buttons too.

re: talktotransformer quote 

@blackle@dev.glitch.social "Orange flavour from the STEAMED CLAMS we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams!"

yay I did it I fully completed the Annihilation: Chernobog level on Arknights and got all 400 enemies - *looks at life points* ...7/10?? HOW!?

WHAT?!

WHEN!?!?!

@pupy omg the way the dog's tail is already wagging but then they see their owner and just the tail goes into turbo mode omg <3

@pupy Bernese mountain dogs are just

Big ol'fluffy boofers and good puppers

Is anyone in my bubble producing a (non-commercial) podcast or radio show, and would like to have some intro music? I'd like to practice producing short pieces of music! :)

@matt common misconception. His name was actually George fourman. He had to assimilate all four copies of himself into one person to become a boxer and create his famous grill. He kept the name as respect to his former selves, but then someone misheard it as foreman and it was super awkward because he didn't realise until he saw it written down way later and then it was far too late.

But also jsyk very proud of being eaten by a refresh. the youtube thing though that's just on google

Got home from shopping to find all the power out so we couldn't open the gate to get in. Clambered over, checked the fuses, nothing wrong, no power anywhere. It's just come by on again. Which is good because we couldn't cook food, make cups of tea or anything XD

residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/R ugh it's even worse on the cover of the game too christ.

... though ngl i kinda want to play this? It looks p. alright?

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