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@007@mastodon.xyz o/' what's that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster~ o/'
"No it's just my seething disgust"

Bring back no-strings-attached compliment-giving

@wigglytuffitout I'm imagining these places as where the organs are actually stored instead of in the body hahaha

ok this is bullshit fake science (cw'd for eye contact in it) but

which is funnier here:

1. nose not labeled with anything

2. the possibility to upgrade this by labelling the nose area as 'nose'

kf (nothing specific happened), subtoot, im pissed 

@typhlosion Fuck kf. If I ever start accidentally sharing around kf sourced bullshit, let me know, because NOTHING kf ever shares can be trusted. even if it's "true", they'll have invariably altered the context, or edited it JUUUST enough, or framed it in just the right way to make it fit their goals, and fuck that shit. they're murderers and have blood on their hands, and they are proud of that, so fuck ANYBODY who uses or even LOOKS at kf.

@tom @MochiWaifu nothing worse than a dry computer. gotta get it nice and soaked, practically dripping. very squishy ram.

welp I have the dlc for void bastards I might as well try it

@Ivafakename @isi *utterly fails the intelligence and wisdom saving throws to not get flustered*

sweet mother i cannot weave, slender Aphrodite has overcome me with not knowing how to weave

ahegao jar jar binks 

@laurie@hellsite.site 1) why did I click this
2) why did I view the picture knowing what the Show More said and the Content Warning
3) why did you POST this
4) I think this is hurting even my computer because my browser is lagging like hell now.

@Ivafakename @isi *attempts to grapple and wrestle Ivy away so they can fight properly. rolls another 1, falls back with a 'UWAH!' noise, ends up on their back under Ivy, blushing and going full tsundere* b-baka!!

@marigolds ...wait didn't BLaze like, die in 06?... but... she comes back again in later games??? HOW is that POS-oh wait yeah Shadow fell to the planet from space at reentry velocity in SA2's ending and yet he's there in his own game and in 06 as well because fuck it who cares about continuuity god

USpol, subtoot 

@Ronflaix Let's be real don's "OC" would literally be just Shadow the Hedgehog but with red eyes and black sclera. That's it. That's the only change. and he'd scream that Sega ripped HIM off.

and also that Mephisopheles from Sonic 06 is a ripoff of his OC again and would try to sue.

@Ivafakename okay! Let's do this!! *rolls a d20, gets a 1, accidentally flirts with you* shit. I'm bad at this ._.;

USpol, subtoot 

@a_breakin_glass Biden is what happens if someone decides to make a sprite comic and their OC is just a recolour of Trump.

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