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If you have $4 and like cyberpunk, help me put some food in my kids' mouths!
"This is secretly the greatest and also funniest cyberpunk point and click adventure game on Steam. Very low-fi art style but the gags are just too good to pass up, and a lot closer to a "real" cyberpunk dystopian future than most favorites of the genre."
Itch: silverspook.itch.io/neofeud
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/673

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macho man randy savage levels are 79% and steady

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@e_Glyde it's like... Kinda like a dungeon crawler?? Action based though. Very silly and fun! Mostly about chucking junk at enemies a lot as you explore the ruins of failed startup companies XD

Uh... So, there's a game coming on Steam called "Going Under"? and there's a demo available for four days?

and you should play it because... it's pretty rad??

new animal crossing villager idea: An unusually buff blonde dude. He only shows up if you have a rabbit villager, and he's just a normal dude who hangs out. If the rabbit villager leaves he'll send a letter that says he has important work to do elsewhere and leave.

Since everyone is talking about free video games, if you have an epic store account, there are 3 super cute (and I think non violent for 2 of them?) game for free for now ^w^ (100% price reduction)

epicgames.com/store/fr/free-ga

@owashii@snouts.online it's cool it's a good answer :3

@owashii@snouts.online <extremely centrist voice> have you tried rational debate in the marketplace of ideas with it?</voice>

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

Nope, guess it's just gonna sit there being useless. ._.;

there's no bloody help on this thing either, everyone just says "just reinstall it, that makes it work" well newsflash, no it fuckin' don't. and this is a wholly incomprehensible piece of software too. I have NO idea how to make it work. Would be bloody nice if I could help but apparently the ABILITY to help is only for super l33t haxxors or something I dunno. fuck it.

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Okay so... the client is reinstalled... ... ... ...

aaaand...

cpu and gpu are ready...?

waiting???

It SAYS it's connected, but... it's still doing nothing. diddly squat. zip. zilch. nothing. nada.

Right, restarted, so I could reinstall FAH, to UNINSTALL it, to RE-REinstall it clean. and... hopefully this'll work this time... c_c;

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @noiob it's such a shame Gears 2 was cancelled I expected such great thigns but at least Gears 1 is always there for us

aaand of course, I go to RE-install, and it CAN'T reinstall because it thinks it's STILL RUNNING EVEN THOUGH CLEARLY IT IS NOT what the bloody hell.

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