Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

realtalk though I've been very amused by his jobs for me, like... the first one was "look I have an ancient pc - " it actually wasn't THAT ancient tbqh dunno where the dude got such a good processor for it "- and I need it upgraded so it can run [Office equivalent in game world] because my EDITOR says so [practicaly visible disdain in the writing tone]", and then... shit just keeps going wrong lol

very amused right now by one of my repeat clients who sadly is likely to have his last job from me because I suspect this is the last mission from him in career mode, but he's a writer who is basically george r r martin crossed with Alan Moore and so every one of his emails waxes poetic about how "modern technology has no soul" and how his editor is to blame for these constant tech issues because he "eschews the purity of real paper and pen and writing desks" and just, wow settle down Mr Moore.

Oh bloody hell I can't even do the job this guy's asking because he wants AIO water cooling and I have to be... what... level 16 to do that!? the fuck???

afajkhlfsjasfkljg I have no idea how good an Asus ROG Strix Radeon RX 560 OC Edition is so how the fuck am I meant to successfully upgrade it. Goddammit. This fucker can wait a day or two.

God I hate that I can never tell what a good Radeon card is

ah jeez I got two customers who want dual graphics cards I don't... actually know how to do that in this game... ._.;

@BatElite lol i'm tempted XD

@BatElite oh shit i just realised when I built him a system on the cheap it turned out actually faster than the system I built on a much bigger budget for another client, and now he wants me to upgrade it, but it's already WAY faster than the target benchmark he wants lol XDDD easiest fuckin job ever.

@BatElite Okay that's fair but the kid literally says he's been saving up his own money for it both times lol. Was he just holding out on me the first time? XD

@Ivafakename cup, vodka, boobs. Hm.

I mean, I don't drink, but boobs sound nice. Best be a nice cup tho.

...WOulda preferred hips and a butt tho ;w;

me: "Kid, listen, I don't mind and all, guess it's none of my business... but what job are you doing that $600 is something you can just save up in a couple days, man!?"
Oliolioli: "STONKS"

what the fuck is this kid doing in PC Building Simulator that he can save up $600 in just a few days to upgrade his pc so he can become a big esports player in LoL

"I've seen outside Black Mesa, Gordon!... T H E R E ' S   N O T H I N G   T H E R E"

the whole thing with Half Life VR but the AI Is Self Aware when Dr Coomer sees outside of Black Mesa is... legit kinda terrifying. In a fun way, but... WOW.

@Noelle808 Jimbo (Jeans bimbo)

@007@mastodon.xyz and now I'm imagining you Shadow of the Colossusing up the side of the fan while it's oscillating to turn it off.

@tom "There's a world inside your mind, Gordon, and I need YOU to TAKE me there"
"okay dr coomer but you ain't gonna like it"

*later*
"Alright Gordon you win take me back Gamestop is awful"

@007@mastodon.xyz sammon cammon