Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

me distantly: "F-...F-FF-FFRIEND!!"
wasps: "....alright but we got our eyes on you, bucko"

also me: *inarticulate screaming and sobbing and fleeing at the sight of a wasp*
wasps: "...yo what the FUCK"

entomologist, zoologist and , sobbing: "please, stop, you can't keep calling every creature a friend!"
me, pointing at tardigrades, moths, bees, snakes, skunks, spiders, and all manner of other critters weird and wonderful: "friend"

tired: Month-Day-Year date format
wired: Year-Month-Day date format
Inspired: girlfriend-boyfriend-enbyfriend or any rearrangement thereof date format

hhhh... sprites keep bloody vanishing in cutscenes goddammit

Ah man this patch made ff5A buggy as shit. fuck

mmhn. might restart because I can't get any magic and I know I don't NEED it if I'm cheating anyway but... hfff. I duno. fuck it. see how things go I guess, I'm just playing for the story anyway

Oh right the whole Faris being a girl thing. oof. that's... not handled especially well.

...also this translation on the GBA version is... why is Faris using piratey slang c'mon square what the shit.

@LunaDragofelis @Ivafakename nah let's keep the sun but let's tax it

Aw dang this GBA port of FF5 doesn't have any cheats to accellerate levelling and gold and whatnot. ..
...and the patch has... borked somehow and messed up all the shops and jobs and abilities so I've automatically unlocked and mastered all of them without meaning to?.. wtf?... dangit, ah well at least the music is better as a result of the patch

She so smol
but she so soft
and she so snugl

i got cuddly kitty in my face, Kami is dribbling with how happy she is

@joshua *stares confusedly in english datetime formatting for ages until the penny finally drops* ohhhh my god

....okay brain why do i have that weird Sesame Street pinball machine number counting sequence stuck in my head again

@enbyss@hellsite.site matpat just stop challenge FOREVER

@monorail I'm english tho I don't remember ever watching this (I looked up the clip) but that cadence, those words, that TUNE... it's... it's familiar in a spooky way

@monorail why...why do I... I remember that?... why??? HOW???

Miq: "Ren, can you make a cup of tea?"
Me: "Sure love!"
Thulhu: "LAP CUDDLES TIME" *immediately curl;s up in my arms*
Me: "....well fuck"