Oh no it turns out Google instant translate tries it's best to translate text into English even if it's already in English to begin with and its beautiful

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 10:06

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 10:06

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it is complicated! :O

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 10:06

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putting together a list of bits for a mini-itx system capable of using a Valve Index.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 10:04

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 10:04

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@pupy OH GOSH it is isn't it!! :D

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 15, 2020, 09:34

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**Petra, softness element cutie** @BatElite@chitter.xyz · Apr 15, 2020, 09:34

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Petra, softness element cutie @BatElite@chitter.xyz

Girls!

Boys!

Enbies!

Anyone that's willing to cuddle!

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 09:34

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 09:34

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https://twitter.com/coryoon/status/1250166417225383936 hjasdfjl;ksadfj;ksaldf;lskdf

short version: google translate's instant translation feature translates ANYTHING in front of it into the language you select, EVEN if the language it's translating from already IS that langauge.

the results are hysterically funny (CW food displayed in the pictures)

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**Teryl's Tales of Whim~** @Teryl_Pacieco@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2020, 08:06

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Teryl's Tales of Whim~ @Teryl_Pacieco@mastodon.social

Her eyes were entrancing and I made no effort to struggle as she coiled around me.

Instead I sang a song about the stars at dawn, and how she shimmered just as heavenly - I didn't come up with it myself. I remembered it from a wandering bard, but it was appropriate.

The lamia swayed to my voice, entranced in turn; her coils tightened slightly, not wanting to let go.

"You're a strange lady," she said, "But I want to keep you."

"Likewise."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:36

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:36

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I had a hairtie, where did it go

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:31

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:31

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(and so do the heroes)

(and then halfway through the game instead of playing the heroes, you play as the BAD GUYS and find out THEIR stories)

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:30

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(and the badguys KNOW you got to name them)

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:29

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:29

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JRPG where you not only get to name each of the characters in your party including yourself, but also all the major characters, including the bad guys.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:28

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 08:28

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FF5A spoilery and rambling

@MOKKA Ham Hock Don't Stop

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 07:54

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 07:54

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Lb: sword lesbians! ... Swordsbians!

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 07:52

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FF5A spoilery and rambling

@MOKKA oh yeah no lie. I mean I do appreciate that the heroes straight up LOSE for most of the game whenever they fight exdeath. Though, it's always slightly spoiled by him being a gigantic ham like, 100% of the time

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 07:10

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 15, 2020, 07:10

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FF5A spoilery and rambling

@MOKKA I can actually buy the evil tree thing. That's explained fairly well in game and is one of the LESS silly points honestly

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 14, 2020, 23:38

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 14, 2020, 23:38

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no but really I ... I dunno if I can keep going with FF5. ^^; The story is really not great. It's... it doesn't take itself seriously enough when it should, and then it goes right back around and treats itself far TOO seriously when it has absolutely no right to.

I mean, I'm definitely not playing it for the gameplay. I find the random encounters aggravating and tiresome in JRPGs. I know more or less how this ends anyway, so... meh. Might skip onto 6.