Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Algot "Nuts to you!" (Nuts 2 U)

aaand then there's people who have Lappland as their assistant.

tfw you visit someone else's reception room in Arknights and there's a bunch of other visitors there and they're all still using Amiya as their assistant, just like you.

... so there's like five or six Amiyas in someone else's base.

i'm so glad I'm not alone in keeping Amiya as the assistant. I can't bear to disappoint or upset her ;w;

@legendaryjoeb oh no oh my god oh heck these are amazing puns XD

@melissasage reporting this as a cognitohazard because holy shit there's so much to unpack here

@elfi@pixie.town ooh what if it's like one of those really old mcdonalds transforemrs toys where the burger turns into a robot and the burgerrobot holds the moth very gently in its robo hand

@elfi@pixie.town how does a ahmburger hold a moff

@BatElite JKLHFAAHSFALKS:F YES PLZ

@BatElite *dissolves into a hot gay mess*

@BatElite i am never horny on main, that is base libel/slander and- *sees tol muscly gal* 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

...wait

honestly being horny on main isn't so bad. it's the cishet people being horny on main that are the problem. We need a term for that horny cishet nonsense ...

...!

Corny!

Wonder what it would take to do a mod for ion fury to make it not full of shitty right wing bullshit so it's actually a good game.