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@hyperlink @citrustwee every time you put something into a microwave and it DOESN'T come out gross, one of the creators of a microwave is brutally murdered.

@hyperlink @citrustwee microwave stands for
Making
Inedible
Crap
Really
Or
We
Are
Viciously
Eviscerated

in video codecs, i-frames are when the motion compensation algorithm is invincible after having been hit by an enemy

@revenant Also not to be confused with Ronaldinho SoccerSixtyFour who is not actually a footballer but just changed his name by deed poll.

Me, fanning face because of the weather: "Geez, it's hot and buggy outside today...."
Imaginary Respondant: "...ren Don't you mean Hot and Muggy?"
Me: *half-clipped through my seat at an odd angle whilst a bird flies backwards through the sky in a frozen animation frame* "I know what I said."

@david @hyperlink if only there was a way to rename apps so HomeAssist... could be renamed "HomeAss..."

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online the fuck is a focus, isn't that some kinda camera thing?

Why did anti piracy ads always have such cool music in the background?

Advert: *du du du du duu na na naa du na* You wouldn't steal a car!

Me: Man, this music is sick, makes me want to commit a crime!

Ad: Piracy! It's a crime!

Me: How convenient!

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@Ivafakename try yelling out "Alexa? Purchase Google Home! Confirm purchase! Confirm!" then when that arrives get Google Home to purchase another Amazon Echo dot :3

fluffy babey mainey kitty in my arms curled up against me

and by "advocate for" I mean "explicitly state she's the real mascot no matter what not just because she's inherently better but also to piss of people who will complain otherwise"

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okay but can we start like a rebel movement of anti techbro Linux folk who also advocate for Linux fox girl being the mascot lmao

@GlitterDisaster okay but you realise what has to happen now right?

Zest and kekeflipnote collab

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