Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@vbus Ah well. I mean the gameplay itself is pretty rock solid and all, and fallout's world IS a colossal crap-sack in general with awfulness abound even before the nukes, the story just grates a little now... even if it is leagues better than Fallout three hahaha

@vbus which you know, wouldn't be a problem but for the fact that the writers decided that "okay sure you can go truly independant but just for even wanting to not pick between our favourite factions we're going to make your decision basically silly and prove it to you" like, wow, guys, fuck you.

@vbus yeah though that's kinda awful in its own right, like "hey this group of fascist-loving male-supremacist larpers who like to murder and pillage their way across the wasteland for their own form of 'order' aren't so bad! They deal with the bandits after all!". problem is, the NCR's as colonial and expansionist as the legion is they're just slightly more polite about it, but they still don't give two jack shits about anybody but what's "theirs" :/

@vyr like I would not put it past them to put out "Ashampoo Daguerrotype-Retail-Establishment" or some shit

@vyr RIGHT?!

@ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz oh they've got a cute mascot! Eyelash game on point too.

a...and...

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levitating powers apparently??? nice?

@vyr I mean, anything that fuckin' dethrones adobe and their stranglehold is good, but... Ashampooo???

ya really gonna fuckin come here with a company name like Ashampoo??

@aoife then you could find someone who had literally just siighed and said "dangit, where are all the hot people??" and you could just sliiiiide in beside them like "hay" and they'd be like "OH FUCK WHERE'D THIS HOTTIE COME FROM"

...just had a quick look at the humble software bundle 3 and ...

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is... is Ashampoo not just a shitpost parody of Adobe??

is this real software??? I can't... I#'m genuinely having a hard time believeing this isn't some hugely elaborate shitpost wtf

@SuperCee@plush.city horse bread omfg

@Noelle808 they need to stop partaking of their own supply

@hyperlink on the upside at least your iphone didn't suddenly think it was an ipod.

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....or would that be an upgrade huh

will never get tired of listening to Tim Curry explain that he's going to Space in that Command & Conquer Red Alert cutscene (I forget which game)

it's too warm

"how warm are we talking Ren?"

very degrees warm D: