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@joshua hard mode: enter the vault, steal the gold, trap Elijah in the vault, be the only fucking one to make out with any riches.

(seriously the Bumper Sword and even its variants are hot friggin garbage honestly)

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I would normally play Ra'avka in these sorts of games but it's too shooty for her. She prefers games with big melee weapons and even the Bumper Sword isn't big enough for her (or useful enough)

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"Ren why did you name your FONV character Blackstar?"
mostly because of Celldweller's "Wish Upon a Black Star" album I guess lol

NCR: Hey Blackstar, you've been such a good friend to us so here's a key to our safehouse, take whatever you need from it
Blackstar: *didn't intend to be idolized by NCR, it just happened that way* uh... sure? okay, cool. guess I'll go check out this safehouse then.
NCR Safehouse: LOL HOPE YOU LIKE DEATHCLAWS FUCKO
Blackstar: ._. guess I'm going Independent Vegas then.

okay Kami is currently engaging in biological warfare against me *gags*

@red damn not even long enough for someone to have to write a callout post about Roko's Basilisk.

Lemons are yellow, key limes are lime, thou hast done well in defeating the slime

@monorail thought so. ^^ the reaction was similar to the one I had lol

@monorail is this perchance the When Posts go Wrong video on the saga of Ms Scribe? I've not watched it but I've heard of it and it's like a recent one or something? and... yeah it's kinda a wild ride

@cozykaffe@snouts.online is pineapple on pizza a taco or a sandwich

*daft punk intensifies*
Hyperlink's Guestbook

a collaborative shitpost

I tried to picture the content of the Google Docs as I repeatedly failed to load the page.

What did the words look like? Were they just memes? the bee movie script?

Were the pages neatly organised like a Mastodon timeline?

I kept dreaming of a document I thought I'd never see

and then

one day

 
 
I got i-[disconnected due to timeout]

when tiny kittens do tiny mew boost if agree

@jk *calls ATI* ah sorry your processor is AMD we're ATI we can't help you you'd best AMD for technical assistance.

and then you are in an endless cycle of "go ask mom/dad" with the same company

*extremely AMD voice*
ah sorry your graphics card is ATI, we're AMD. we can't help you. you'd best ask ATI for the drivers

@jk
NVIDIA: please, god, just say en-vidia. we are begging you.

ME: (nods sagely) nevada

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