Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@enbyss@hellsite.site "I demand to see the manager!"
*Manager approaches*
"Ohh? You're approaching me? When you should be quaking in fear??"
"I can't throw you out of this store for being a racist piece of shit without getting closer"

@enbyss@hellsite.site marking their words is kinda what got them in this situation tho right?

Filling my work day with the slickest jams only

*PSX Demo1 menu music*

Ladies and Gentlemen
We understand that you
Have come tonight
To witness the sound
Of drum
And
Bass

We regret to inform you that this is not the case
Instead we bring to you
The sonic recreation
Of updating Windows 10

[*Increasingly agonised screams of boredom*]

@V honestly equating "white culture" wholesale to bacterial cultures in petri dishes is a hell of a dunk

@V I mean they haven't even hit upon the simple joy of OATS yet like, the fuck, are they even trying?

Coming back to this specific post god I wish I had the wherewithal and the software to have done a capture of that segment I would have absolutely spent the time to edit that clip so that the moment Veronica punches the legion assassin in the back of the head and causes him to recoil from the damage, I'd cut to Roundabout by Yes and do that To Be Continued Jojo meme thing lol

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site that's amazing oh my god

@joshua asdfsdf I just had a thought lol

"Caesar! The Courier has betrayed us! They slaughtered an entire camp of our men!"
"By Jupiter that's horrific!! We must take action immediately! ...but... mmmh...."
"...?? Wh-what could possibly be staying your hand from punishing this profligate scum!?"
"...I mean... they DID tell me I had pretty eyes..."

@joshua yeah that punk has no business being so tough to take down

@owashii@snouts.online noooooo ;;

@joshua looool, I love the concept of being like, horrifically deadly to the legion itself but because Caesar is a complete knobstick and thinks you're the best thing since that time he TOTALLY destroyed that essjaydubbleyew in rational debate and didn't get owned in front of everyone, so he lets you get away with it. XD

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site Im... I'm srorry did i just see the player oneshot some kind of boss creature with a goddamn LOCKPICK!?

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site ...I kinda wanna look up Morrowind any% Speedruns now :3

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site Bethesda to be fair can make amazingly good looking and feeling worlds. They're great at worldbuilding

they are absolutely bloody awful at EVERYTHING ELSE with regards to games though.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site they even use language like calling anybody they don't like or approve of "Degenerates", they're classic hyper-right-wing reactionary chuds and the fact you get to just... fuckin' wipe their asses off the entire MAP is just, WONDERFUL. y'know? I make it a point to go to the Fort and just end them all, Caeser included every game.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site I MEAN THEY LITERALLY ARE LOL.

fuckin' Caeser fuckin' got captured by a tribal group somewhere with his buddy joshua graham and another guy and was like "oh damn I gotta be all White Saviour up on this shit!" and taught them to be conquering dickholes In The Name Of The LORD, and of course made himself in the image of a roman dictator, armour and all.
heck even his fucking' THRONE as well christ lol.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site It's jank as fuck, it's got some kinda questionable stuff in it occasioanlly, but GOD it's a proper Fallout game, unlike Fallout 3. and 4 apparently. it sjust... it's just really nicely written for the most part you know? and it's FUN!