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@heyheather@snouts.online "Slimegirls? in MY pipes?"

it's more likely than you think

@joshua well first you scien

then you tist.

there's another step in the middle I think, some rumours about it being years of studying and going to higher education and writing theses or something but psh, I think that's fake tbh

@dzuk@weirder.earth so much electronics and plastic waste.

VNs i remember playing and how they made me feel:

• Va-11 Hall-A: like i had cool cyberpunk friends

• Heaven Will Be Mine: terrified, horny

• We Know the Devil: massive nostalgia for summer camp

• Ladykiller in a Bind: confused, horny, also flashbacks to when i used to get constantly mistaken for my brother by my family and friends

• Dream Daddy: my smugness over having the best daughter transcended gender and orientation

• 2064: Read Only Memories: like i had cool cyberpunk acquaintances who might have become friends if we had not had to babysit constantly

• Coffee Talk: like i was playing Va-11 Hall-A but not as long or good and also set in the Shadowrun universe for some reason

• Mass Effect: productively horny, extremely well-armed

• Sunless Sea: tense in a good way, frustrated by slow boats and broken economy in a bad way, THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

• Night in the Woods: overwhelming sense of relief about not having grown up in Pennsylvania

• Stardew Valley: farming minigame constantly got in the way of my bucolic cottagecore lifestyle

• Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty: frustrated by limited romantic choices but still worth playing both routes

• Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm: stuck in loveless marriage that nobody can get up the maturity to end

• Starcraft II: Legacy of the Void: i'm actually not 100% sure this was a VN

Death of the OAuth-er

...has someone done this joke before?

tes 

@aoife I was about to say, dang. She knows how to party

@irisjaycomics of COURSE California's favourite is Lola bunny. of course it is.

...who the heck is the blonde duck lady tho

Minimum and Maximum
a story of forbidden love between two lovely comfy lesbians
one bigger than a skyscraper
one smaller than a tennisball

The existence of a minotaur suggests that there is an even larger maxotaur.

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