Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@triz@skull.website ...?? *reads this toot several times... then blinks, then leans back and lets out a long groan before favving*

@mavica double the reason for me to reply here again then! :D

"yeah sex is neat and all but-"
"is it tho?"
"...what?"
"IS sex neat tho?"
"...you mean like... neat as in not messy or neat as in cool?"
"..."
"..."
*both pondering all options here*

@mavica fffuck. I know I posted on birdsite in agreement with this but goddamn this deserves mentioning again because FUCK there is nothin gbetter than tightening glasses, putting them back on and just... feeling the difference, not having wiggly floppy slidy frames any more

@GlitterDisaster is grump because up early or someone patted her head and made fun of her size and she's gonna nutpunch some dingus?

@noiob @Siphonay@octodon.social twitter vs telegram in a tournament to see who can murder image fidelity the most

@monorail How'd they manage to crack the barrier of having to do half-a-presses and building up speed for several years

@cozykaffe@snouts.online kaffe why

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz no it's rude to slide into someone's Direct Images.

@masklayer have you tried going bacon instead, it's tastier

@heyheather@snouts.online truth :<

@heyheather@snouts.online "Slimegirls? in MY pipes?"

it's more likely than you think

@joshua well first you scien

then you tist.

there's another step in the middle I think, some rumours about it being years of studying and going to higher education and writing theses or something but psh, I think that's fake tbh

Death of the OAuth-er

...has someone done this joke before?

*has already won and doesn't realise it*

100% Ditz Mode Only Challenge let's go