Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@MmeLibertine red pambda want uppies

@monorail @Alexis so you know, the original books are at least entertaining. the BBC Sherlock series is as if someone cosplaying as Sherlock Holmes wanted to prove that they were a genius of godlike proportions and wrote the episodes themselves with them as the author insert of sherlock

@monorail @Alexis I watched like the first season of it and was like "haha this is pretty neat I kinda like their take on it!" and... then it just... got worse. and worse.

and then I realised it had ALWAYS been that bad. after I read some of the original stories and I mean....

...friggin... Sherlock is still kinda a dick, but at least his deductions (technically actually INductive logic, not deductive? Apparently?) are set up well and shown to the readers, so they could conceivably work it out

@Alexis @monorail honestly all you have to do is add "and Sherlock comes in, does that Mind Palace bullshit, then exposits a bunch of stuff as to what the crime was, who did it and how, with clues that were NEVER SHOWN AT ALL before hand in this episode, and then sits smugly solving the case and being shit to everyone else" and boom episode of Sherlock, no matter the context.

@triz@skull.website ...?? *reads this toot several times... then blinks, then leans back and lets out a long groan before favving*

@mavica double the reason for me to reply here again then! :D

"yeah sex is neat and all but-"
"is it tho?"
"...what?"
"IS sex neat tho?"
"...you mean like... neat as in not messy or neat as in cool?"
"..."
"..."
*both pondering all options here*

@mavica fffuck. I know I posted on birdsite in agreement with this but goddamn this deserves mentioning again because FUCK there is nothin gbetter than tightening glasses, putting them back on and just... feeling the difference, not having wiggly floppy slidy frames any more

@GlitterDisaster is grump because up early or someone patted her head and made fun of her size and she's gonna nutpunch some dingus?

@noiob @Siphonay@octodon.social twitter vs telegram in a tournament to see who can murder image fidelity the most

@monorail How'd they manage to crack the barrier of having to do half-a-presses and building up speed for several years

@cozykaffe@snouts.online kaffe why

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz no it's rude to slide into someone's Direct Images.

@masklayer have you tried going bacon instead, it's tastier

@heyheather@snouts.online truth :<

@heyheather@snouts.online "Slimegirls? in MY pipes?"

it's more likely than you think

@joshua well first you scien

then you tist.

there's another step in the middle I think, some rumours about it being years of studying and going to higher education and writing theses or something but psh, I think that's fake tbh