Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

(I'll be honest if this isn't a vine or tiktok already I will be VERY surprised because this joke is like... friggin out there in the open ready to use, surely.)

"We've been driving for a while, where's this place we're going to?"
" o/' IT'S COMING UP, IT'S COMING UP, IT'S COMING UP

IT'S THERE *points* o/'
*bombass music*

@batterpunts "and so, they were all Bottoms"

@batterpunts i read this as polycule dice

@enbyss@hellsite.site It's an extremely important thing to manage expectations early in a conversation *nod*

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online cuddling furries are far better, less messy.

@enbyss@hellsite.site me: "FUCK GODDAMMIT FUCKING HAIR GET OUT OF MY EYES AND MOUTH FUCK JUST STAY IN THE PONYTAIL ARGH"
literally everyone: "You could just cut your hair shorter"
me: "first of all fuck you, second of all, NEVER, DEATH FIRST."

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online and a very economical one too

@enbyss@hellsite.site Me before I grew my hair long: "Oh boy I can't wait to have beautiful long silky hair down to my butt so I can enjoy running my fingers through it and feeling it blow in the wind"
Me later, looking like cousin it in a wind tunnel nigh constantly: *can't speak due to their own hair blowing into their mouth whenever they open it when outside, ponytails are a necessity and even then nowhere near a solution, HAIR EVERYWHERE* oO( Still worth it)

(I will say though that doing ten rolls on the character and item gatcha things is... doable with free resources. Like I've been playing it for a couple of days now? and saving up the 2700 free gems from just completing challenges and events adn story missions has been ridiculously easy to the point I've done a total of two of these things now already... Paying money is absolutely not required it seems, so far.)

Okay so managed to stumble across a mobile game called Guardian Tales and...

...it's really good????

It's got those gatcha mechanics similar to Arknights, and of course microtransactions, but no adverts at all (same as Arknights) and if it weren't for the microtransactions and character and equipment gatcha thing, it would be quite at home on a PC or console release as a fun little action RPG puzzler thing. It's kinda adorable, and lots of fun, though blimey does it eat battery.

@elfi@pixie.town aaaaaa they're so round!! I love them