@Beancatte@snouts.online realtrans88: "No you don't understand I'm a real trans saying this! Neopronouns are bad and only the gender binary exists it's just biology!"
Me: "NICE TRY Henry CISenger! You aren't fooling anybody!" *pulls off the person's rubber mask to reveal an extremely cis and equally extremely online right-winger dipshit*
Everyone and a cat-twitter account at once: "Gatekeeper Limespam?!"
Gammon: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling leftists!"
it's bandcamp friday pals 🎉
pls pick up some tracks from independent musicians today and they'll get 100% of the revenue!!
maybe we can start you off with some of our pals:
@jk
@Linda
@mollynoise
@mavica
@tom
@anne
@page
and hey maybe @powderpaint 
The Facebookening of Oculus
Oculus: "We're going to be requiring you to have a Facebook account to use our stuff."
Germany: "Ahem."
Oculus: "We are *entirely voluntarily* halting sales in Germany..."
@mavica mavica in spaaaaace
@tom ahhh i see the problem. you're trying to play videos at 42260fps. the human eye can't see more than 40000 fps so the extra 2260 fps are utterly waste-...what's that?
...there's a what between 422 and 60?...
...
I'll be right back.
yknow. thinkin about it, im not really surprised that twitter etc is so wacky when it comes to constantly having shit about downed fighter planes and comatose heads of state. theres a big incentive to create fake geopolitical news events which last an hour or two before being debunked: your trading firm can fill in the troughs and skim the spikes off, however tiny, and put them all in a big pot of money
@joshua @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev and [i]yet[/i]
you boosted it =w=
@joshua interesting they made her more of an anthro in appearnce in the remake/next gen seequels it seems (has never played a spyro game c_c; )
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.