Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @heyheather@snouts.online a couch that is definitely second hand, has a few springs bust, but is lovely, warm, cosy and not uncomfortable at all to sleep on.

possibly has a few mice hiding in it that are super chill and like to hang out.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online to be fair if there was a legit zelda ad today that was like that I too would be dying laughing so you know, valid.

@typhlosion me: *reads "Hive God Optometrist" *
My brain, immediately breaking into "Frontier Psychiatrist" by the Avalanches: "THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN. EYE BALL"
me: well THAT'S stuck in my head now.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online I too would have been terrified of being forced to play a 3do as a kid

Earth
Wind
Fire
September

the four nations lived in harmony, until one day, the 21st attacked

@Beancatte@snouts.online do it.

do it and call their fucking bluff. DARE them to C&D you for the zelda CDI game remake.

Watch all their CEOs quake in fear and rage as you flaunt the forbidden zelda games in front of their very eyes and they can do nothing.

gonna have this nice drink, then gonna mow the laawwwwnn

@ifixcoinops the site doesn't even HAVE to look better on the app than it does on the web. They could literally just make the website work. but no, they actually lock the website's functionality and decent design behind their "app" to farm data from it... when all the fucking app does is load a special version of the site in an internal browser, usually chrome, probably

Because I have found a surefire, and very repeatable way of falling out of the map... annnnd it just dumps me at the start of the level instead now XD

So turns out the Glitch Shop in STRAFE still exists but... it's... less of a "oh shit you fell outta the world, uhhh... FUCK, here, this is safe, and will guarantee you back at the beginning of the map again. Be safe plz D: "and more of a "...eeeeeh fuck it, random chance, let's just... drop you through the world and give you some free loot if you're lucky :3 " secret/easter egg thing now.

I Dream of Jeannie (Jean Genie)

@PsyChuan@snouts.online well on the upside they're bringing something to the table that Bethesda doesn't have! Storywri-...hm...

CHARACTERISA-...hm...
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BUG FREE REL-...shit...

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fuck it's microtransactions again isn't it? goddammit.

@TamOcello@snouts.online @axakatl@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online Full agree. That shit is my jam(iroquai)

@wigglytuffitout y'ever wonder why chickens and geese are so ornery and fighty?

they remember being dinosaurs.