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@lucidiot@tilde.zone @a_breakin_glass yes but first you gotta turn the tape over to Side B and press play until it tells you to stop again to load the next turn of the game.

@tk @BalooUriza @amandag@tech.lgbt i am now just realising I could have just fuckin' moved "The Linux mascot" over from under tux instead of erasing it first and then individually removing "cooler" and shifting the other words around and save myself like half the "work" i did on this shitpost oh my god what is WRONG WITH ME

@avie@awoo.space (actually legit forgot it was Forza Horizon 4 for like... fuckin' AGES before I finally remembered lol)

@avie@awoo.space My brain: FALLOUT HORIZON 4!
me: no.
brain: FINAL HANTASY 4!!
me: fuck sake, no! It's For-
brain: Fortress Hats 4!!
me: WHAT EVEN THE FUCK !?
brain: Fivenightsat Hreddy's 4!!
me: okay now you're just doing this deliberately and you know damn well it's Fo-........ w...what... *suddenly can't remember the name of the damn game*
brain: : )
me: you BASTARD
brain: [b]: ) [/b]

Prof Oak got no fuckin beeswax asking a ten year old kid what junk they got, jeez, someone investigate that fucker already.

People with XX chromosomes can have male bodies.

People with XY chromosomes can have female bodies.

Some people have other combinations of X and Y, including X, XXY, XXX, XYY, XXYY, and XXXXX.

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Biology does not conveniently organise human sex into a binary. So why should gender be binary?

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@plugs which will I run out of first? Love for my ducks? or ways to creatively use the word "duck" as a content warning for these posts? :3

(it's the latter obviously, I'm already having to reach for fun jokes to do XD )

“Don’t write down you passwords” my ass, I have like 1000 of them and they’re scattered all over my desk and under folders and coffee cups, you want to hack this bitch??? It’s gonna be like a game of fucking MYST

@PsyChuan@snouts.online the tiny screen is for working from home. the middle screen is for skyrim. the largest screen? ABSOLUTELY for flirting with furries. it's the most important after all

@RobinHood a hacker breaks into your office, goes to the pc, finds one of the easy to find post-its, smirks, types it in, the pc doesn't log in, but instead autoplays a video of you dressed as Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maze "YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES, AUTOMATIC LOCKIN, THE CLOCK STARTS NOW", then you play a flute randomly and a clock shows up on the screen, as lights come on, revealing the HUNDREDS of -VISIBLE- post-it notes :3

This is a project to help transgender people. I'm looking for volunteers who want to help write or research for the project.

The idea is a site to debunk & counter the increasing frequency of trans hate organisations & websites appearing lately.

If interested, details below.

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