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Boy do I wish most of the "future tech" to be vaporware.

Most of this shit is going to be built on the wrong principles, and history shows we nearly never go back to fix it. We just keep building megacities over fossils and we are not even sure if it's all stable.

I'm working on site today for the first time in weeks and have discovered that nature is reclaiming our offices.

hafsakljfsaf

so i'm driving around near night in FF15, and Prompto is like "Hey why don't we pull over for a nap?" and I'm like Nah I don't wanna, keep going, gotta get to somewhere anyway and I think I can probably take on a couple Daemons anyway. So I say no. Gladiolus then is like "what, monsters got you scared?"
Prompto: "Nah, I ride with one every day!"
Gladiolus: "W-...YOU WANNA RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN!?"

Just replaced a few car radio/mp3 player songs in ff15 :3

aww yeaaa

@jk my squirrel to english translator says they're yelling out the communist manifesto. I could be wrong though. they might just be screaming about how good their nuts are...

@robin@snouts.online starting the weed countdown clock now.

*very serious men in suits in a war room look to a giant doomsday-clock-like timepiece on the wall which resets to 0 with the last minute segment labelled "Blaze it"

y'ever see or hear someone talking about something htat happened to them like they got a bad injury or went through surgery and you immediately feel as if said injury/surgery is happening to you very slowly RIGHT THAT VERY INSTANT and you clutch at where it happened like it actually hurts and you KNOW it doesn't but it FEELS like it is and it's super fuckin' unpleasant?????

cause like...

that happens to me, a lot?

@legendaryjoeb gigabytes nothing Prompto's camera can only hold 200 photos XD I HAD to delete some. I'm only 3 chapters deep and I already had filled three quarters of it

okay Prompto took a photo of Gladiolus having a snooze in the back of the car. Prompto, buddy, c'mon. There's only so much gay this game will let me save into the album, gimme a break here. The photos of all four of you gorgeous boys will have to slow down a little.

Gosh, Noctis has a serious case of Resting Bitch Face, lol.
When he does smile it's still with a frown lol. like his eyebrows are constantly like >: |

grumpy boi.

Theaters 🤝 Stairs
being able to seat many people

Lewd, cursed, gorey, terrible 

@yeenbean love that friggin skeleton decoration lol

Lewd, cursed, gorey, terrible 

@yeenbean Bringing back the Greatest Hits of 2019 i see?

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