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Ahhh what a nice shot of a particular landmark in Final Fantasy 15, and what a lovely shot of how the water looks in-...

...

what the fUC

Food 

@Ivafakename wait,....

...oh god

all foods are food regardless of classification they are all one thing

UNIFIED FOOD THEORY

@Nine @binchicken
Ivy Fae
Containment procedures: Lock it in a box, -05-1

UwU box me daddy OwO -Ivy-Fae

Box privileges revoked -05-1

food. im serious 

@marigolds i think cereal is a family of food itself consisting of two seperate ingredients, a liquid and multiple small solids. like if u put chopped pieces of toast into a bowl of tomato soup thats a cereal

food. im serious 

@rat @marigolds tired: is cereal a soup? 🤔
wired: IS SOUP A CEREAL :blobthonkang: :thinkhappy: :blobhyperthink:

food. im serious 

@rat @marigolds legit almost hyperventilating at how mindblowing that idea is and oh my god

@Ivafakename @binchicken Special Containment Procedures: [REDACTED]
[i]For crying out loud just lock it in a box and stop giving it access to the internet, because it just keeps editing its containment protocols to be things its into! - O5-4[/i]
[i]HAHA DISREGARD THAT GIVE THEM FULL INTERNET ACCESS I AM A STUPID POOPIE HEAD - O5-4[/i]

@Nine one of these days I'm actually gonna end up being an SCP and I blame all of you

@Ivafakename ...uh...

*glances over at encroaching SCP MTF officials* ...

uhhhh....

@Ivafakename Reruns implies that it was broadcast before...

...Ivy...

...is your show an SCP?

@anarchiv technically a person who leaps out of an airplane at random is a UFO, parachute or otherwise. flying is just falling in a different direction to straight down after all.

technically, anything that's in the sky qualifies as "unidentified flying object" if you don't know what it is.

rare species of bird? UFO. type of plane you've never seen before? UFO. probably a weather balloon but you're not that much into meteorology? you guessed it. UFO.

@anarchiv also literally a plane we know about and is identifiable and even but all the pilots in the air can't see it to identify it clearly because they're all looking the wrong way and it's in a cloud.

things that do not match the definition of UFO:
- alien spaceship, identified
- alien spaceship, landed

things that match the definition of UFO:
- angel, flying
- likely a bird but possibly an airplane
- unexpected rock from catapult

@heyheather@snouts.online like not even once did I go "hey that doesn't sound like a thing that would possibly happen in that universe", I was just like "Phoenix Wright gets shot by a rocket launcher and launched into a volcano? Yeah that sounds like it's something that would happen. I bet he comes back in a shock twist tho in the final case."

@heyheather@snouts.online i read that as Phoenix Wright for a second and was like "dang the ace attourney games got weird huh?"

@astra I dunno. I don't as a matter of safety. P2P file sharing like eMule and whatnot? People can hide any sort of file with whatever name you want, it doesn't get checked or validated, it can't be marked as fake usually unless things have changed recently, and it's just... I dunno. weirdly it feels less safe than torrenting.

If Ozymandias King of Kings wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?

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