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oh shit oh fuck

RT @HeadlineSmasher@twitter.com

Nintendo Is Finally Here, and It's Spreading to Surrounding Towns

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/st

@a_lizard "Begin the ritual"
"OI, BOB, YA WANKAAAA ahhahaha 'OWS IT GOIN?! Y'UP FER A CHEEKY NANDOS WI' T'LADS TONITE??"
*demon raises from the circle giving a thumbsup*
"TOP LAD, LET'S SMASH IT"

horror movie but the obscure language they use to summon demons is just like, british

@cozykaffe@snouts.online No I do mean 15. The car radio can be set to a number of albums, and on the PC version it comes with a few already unlocked at the start? like Weight of the World from Automata, and another one from Replicant/Gestalt. Plus three tracks from Tomb Raider (the remake one from like... what... 2015? something like that?), aaand like... you can buy music albums from like, all the previous ff games including 14 lol

on the one hand, anime that turns lovecraftian horror monsters into generic big titty anime girls is boring, but on the other hand it'd make lovecraft fucking furious, so who can say whether or not it's bad

....oh. okay that's a really nice song, nevermind, carry on FF15.

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like fuck i'd even take amusement park . or pascal's village. or War to War, all of which are amazing tracks, but NO.

no i guiess it's gotta be... friggin... ... wait what track is it again?? Weight of the World or something??

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alright FF15 you got two Nier series tracks. One from Gestalt/Replicant, one from Automata.

NEITHER of which is City Ruins (Rays of Light) what is your deal

Eevee but wearing Eeveelution-themed clothing like a dark hoodie with Umbreon rings on the arms

Okay so I got Going Under on the Switch instead of PC because goddang it seems like a perfect portable experience

and it is, holy heck

Good fun game, very silly, fun music, good stuff. ^^

- , money woes, boost appreciated 

Fuck - I mismanaged this week worse than I thought:

Not only am I short the $110 for my blood draw a week from tomorrow, but I have a $36 class transaction that auto-drafts on the 8th and the $30 I need to get to work on time next Sunday

I have $30 total until the 16th.

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ah once again you avoid becoming the protagonist of legally blonde

"it's the most wonderful time of the year" plays as I scroll the timeline and see all the werewolves showing up

@envgen what if like,

as a bit

she turns up with a huge fuckin' SACK of apples. like. absolutely more apples than either of you can possibly eat.

and yet

you wake up the next morning and she's there, surrounded by apple cores, on the couch, chomping down the last apple. the sack is empty.

she has eaten them all.

and promises to get you another bag.

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