Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink for real tho how come they're so expensive when a fuckin wild pig can find 'em real easy

@finn@surfin.dog "oh god, margaret, look"
"What is it haro-OH NO, S-SPICES!!"
"Don't panic dear, let's just... walk through here, quickly, pretend like we didn't go down the wrong aisle and we're just here to pick up something at the far end that's all."
"Harold I'm scared, I ... I can smell them!!"
"It'll be okay, just hold my hand. There'll not be any flavours in our food, just think bland thoughts."

@galaxgal @ohtorifightclub ah yes, the fuck-grapplers. The most dangerous of full contact orgy participants

@outie cloudSploot

@outie Sunny ([i]boopus snootus[/i])

*me placing down a Lugia card for the Pokemon TCG*
"I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN THE ATTACK POSITION!"
"...this is a poker tournament"
"conceding defeat I see?! THE DAY IS MINE!" *runs off with the winnings before anybody can catch me*

@jk

their reunion in the 90s as "The Safety Beings" was a bit out of left field but very welcome.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online one lesbian on the porch, lounging on a nice wooden swing chair, she made it herself, flannel shirt on, enjoying the sunset. Her partner/girlfriend/wife comes out, holding two hot mugs of tea/coffee/hot chocolate/whatever, some fuckin' bombass comfy hot drink, hands her one, and wordlessly nestles in alongside her, holding her own mug in both hands, sleeves of comfy sweater half hiding her hands, a peaceful smile on both their faces, gently swinging, wordlessly enjoying the evening.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online please if you find out let me know god i hate this fucking country it's such a goddamn shitfire.

@aoife okay google what do if vibe cheque bounces urgent

@a_lizard *cackles ominously in British*

@a_lizard there's no stopping a cheeky nandos

@a_lizard "Begin the ritual"
"OI, BOB, YA WANKAAAA ahhahaha 'OWS IT GOIN?! Y'UP FER A CHEEKY NANDOS WI' T'LADS TONITE??"
*demon raises from the circle giving a thumbsup*
"TOP LAD, LET'S SMASH IT"