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Business advice: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
jobs: Here is our dress code, you must wear this.

i may have made a mistake by replacing a song from FF2's OST in FF15 with Gas Gas Gas from Initial D because I have since learned that there is such a thing as "chocobo drift"...

You press the brake/halt button (left trigger) when moving fast, and turn at the same time...

and you drift.

...

as a result any time I am riding a chocobo, I end up invariably having to put that song on. every time.

warning - extreme weirdness levels detected

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Lewd ish 

@Ivafakename idek why it's so hot it just is aaaa ./////.

Lewd ish 

@Ivafakename ahaha yes nothing more to say here on that subject haaha!

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! 

@joshua solid snake is the only nerd who stuffs HIMSELF into lockers

Lewd ish 

@Ivafakename i'd send you to horny jail but let's be real oviposition is a kink that exists so

food (british food) 

@jk *waits for dishwasher to finish, opens it up, takes out the flavourless, soggy, waterlogged mush* finally, ready for my refined british palatte.

@Ivafakename could have been a desperate attempt at damage control so nobody sees his real junk (it's egg shaped)

hey solid snake fans, i just want you to know

you are all seen

*listens for the chorus of [!] noises with a smile*

@Ivafakename to be fair eggman did get drunk, blow up the moon with a piss-laser, show everyone his junk, and cuss out obama so...

hey, obviously this is a petition which is deeply important to me, but also... its almost at 69 signatures, js... YOU could be 69th

petition.parliament.uk/petitio

@Ivafakename all for naught however.
Shadow got all of his accounts banned on twitter

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