Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Ivafakename only now do I realise that businesses are all "You want THIS job, the one you have been forced to take. OR ELSE."

i may have made a mistake by replacing a song from FF2's OST in FF15 with Gas Gas Gas from Initial D because I have since learned that there is such a thing as "chocobo drift"...

You press the brake/halt button (left trigger) when moving fast, and turn at the same time...

and you drift.

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as a result any time I am riding a chocobo, I end up invariably having to put that song on. every time.

@Ivafakename Inturtlenet Explorer, the fastest Internet Bowser ever

@Ivafakename 👀 💦 💦 💦

@Ivafakename ahaha yes nothing more to say here on that subject haaha!

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@joshua solid snake is the only nerd who stuffs HIMSELF into lockers

@Ivafakename i'd send you to horny jail but let's be real oviposition is a kink that exists so

@jk *waits for dishwasher to finish, opens it up, takes out the flavourless, soggy, waterlogged mush* finally, ready for my refined british palatte.

@Ivafakename "fuck outta here with this Solidus Snake bullshit"

@Ivafakename could have been a desperate attempt at damage control so nobody sees his real junk (it's egg shaped)

hey solid snake fans, i just want you to know

you are all seen

*listens for the chorus of [!] noises with a smile*

@Ivafakename you sure those weren't just eggman's other alt accounts?

@Ivafakename to be fair eggman did get drunk, blow up the moon with a piss-laser, show everyone his junk, and cuss out obama so...