Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Oh whoops jumped the Regalia Type-D over a fence and accidentally crashed into a car and now I'm stuck on a laoding screen lol

@PsyChuan Shergals

@gulfie @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev YOU KNOW ME THE FIGHTIN' FREAK KNUCKLES

@batterpunts thanks pants

thpanks

@Ivafakename you just activated my Trap Card.

*flips over a card that says Ligma on it*

@finn@surfin.dog Free Open Source Socket

@Ivafakename okay that just makes no sense but okay

*tries it* oh my god... you're right. it DID updog!

@monorail asklfjsdafjkasdfl;kjsadf this is so cute omg

@Ivafakename if I say "guillible three times fast it eventually sounds like orange" what??

...oh god

the car got turned into a monster truck

jesus

this is

it's monstrous.

Gladio, Prompto, Noct all love it of course.

Ignis.... did not react, lol

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz *calls out* MARCO

*listens for the reply of POLO*

*gets distracted thinking about who this marco polo is and where this weird game came from, so utterly misses the reply*

@codl \o/ it \o/ honks \o/

@masklayer oh they leg

@monorail there's nothing missing in this toot. that's it.
just how come. that's how it ends.

how come team fortress

the lyrics to The Killer's "Somebody Told Me" seem to imply that the singer has a friend who either a) has a very femme presenting/appearing boyfriend that looks just like a girl they once dated last year.
b) has a boyfriend who is apparently trans masc and the singer might have just outed them in public
or c) has a boyfriend who is also the girlfriend the singer had last year because they are a shapeshifter and can change forms at will