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- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
@socks ME WANT PLANT CORN DOOOOG DELIGHT
...fucksake i now can't stop thinking about cattails and how they aren't edible but look like they should be.
i mean, like, I KNOW you can eat the roots, not the actual fruiting body itself, but... goddammit internet.
@a_breakin_glass nature: "psh, 's fine. there's still stuff alive, you just made it impossible for YOU to live. good job there handing me the win :D "
man vs nature stories are always like "...well that's not gonna be a surprise."
like, even if in that story the human "wins", they've just won a "battle". Not the "war". Nature always wins. Nature has a lot more time on their side after all. They can just wait humans out.
re: crime, prison+
@matt haha I'd totally forgotten that piece of crap existed.
@jk i heard that one guy made a transparent surge protector and tried to sell it but then people in a black van pulled up immediately, trashed his home and dragged him into it and drove off and he was never seen again, and any time you post about transparent surge protectors on forums for surge protectors you get banned now immediately without warning
@gmsh no.
water is wet. ice becomes water when it melts. thus ice is covered in water, which IS wet, but the ice itself is dry.
which makes Dry Ice actually Speedrun Ice. It executes a frame perfect BLJ to build up enough speed to vaporise into gas instead of melting into a wet liquid first..
oh hello toothache how are you
@nyx@efdn.club many worms
on many strings
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Food, Hot take
Tea is soup
@codl also christ I forgot how much of a razor wit Niles Crane has in Fraiser, like, holy shit. This man straight up filled with anxiety will straight up murder his own brother in cold blood in public with a lightning fast quip decrying his bullshit and not even blink.
@codl Fraiser: "What I'm saying, Niles, is that maybe the game would be better if it wasn't so filled with needless pandering!"
Niles: *deadpan* "That's an awful lot of words to say 'I don't like black people', Fraiser."
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niss@chitter.xyz 
just remembered the phrase "nidoking is trying her best" and yep that's still a gender
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Minidiscs are like do you just set it up on a robot needs glasses because fuck it is super happy to see the problem is you're not allowed to be there. Necessary.
It causes no problems usually.
But if A DIFFERENT hair, one from the US Snes.
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the kids in 50 years will look back to the squeaky tactility of the touch-screen, the subtle weight of the battery-powered handheld device, the tinny distorted speaker, the grainy and blurry front-selfie, as a kind of romantic ideal, from back when things were still Real
@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev She is an EXTREMELY CUDDLY BABEY too. <3
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
