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@legendaryjoeb the "dangeously cheesy" malways makes me die giggling every time I see it

*muffled sounds of protest as I am arrested for posting crimes*

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I got nothing else after this but the joke was gonna be that honestly if you're gonna slap animal ears on a human it's kinda like being afraid to commit to being a furry if you think about it but then I was like "yeah but animal ears people are okay too I guess I mean heck I spent the longest time being one I don't wanna be mean to them" and then I lost my train of thought and made this post and it went on for far too long without a single end to the long run on sentence and no wait I'm not done

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o/' these are catgirls
They're just, fairly common animus
But they're not furries
But don't you think they oughtta be o/'

@jk hey uh josef, hi, thrilled to be here tonight, big fan. If I might, I have a question which is on a lot of people's minds right now, about this toot, so I'm just gonna ask it.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

@compufox yeah but we could have a game which is that, but soft instead and still be fun :3

@compufox aaa this is great! :D there's also no guns. It's all about completing tasks, and there's no murder, like, Among Us, but minigames, snugs, pets and gender affirmations

@compufox I uh...

...I would play the fuck outta this??

like... what if once you were tf'd, your mission was to try and grab still human players and get them in the encroaching gas?

Yeah I think I'd play the dickens outta this.

like, tho, you don't get to go through character creation at all until you've gone in the gas at least once. then you get to create your cat-person! :D

@breakfastgolem *looks at all the naughty children in the pear wiggler atoning for their crimes*....
...uhoh

Rabbit Fundraising Stream 

hey yall, im doin a fundraising stream for the houses' rabbits ( picarto.tv/hermes420 )

here is a shopping list of what i need for the stream ( amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/Q62C )

the break down of the items is such:

-webcam to point towards rabbits (rabbit cam)
-usb dock to stream from my other laptop
-scissors (refer to twine)
-twine to tie up hayrritos (hay burritos)

feel free to check out their hashtags below!

#TheRabbitHole #orumPosting #bunyPosting #crowdFunding

@WAHa_06x36 @jk and when you have an erroneous bridge in a circuit caused by moisture, damage to wires, bad solders, or conductive detritus, it's called an electrical jort

Hey there fedi admins!

As donphan.social is a Pokémon-themed instance, I decided a few years ago that every single Pokémon icon should be available on here! :luvdisc::munchlax::raboot:

I’ve noticed that some servers over time chose to copy some or all of them. I don’t own the copyright on Pokémon so I can’t put a license of them, but by courtesy it would be really nice to credit me and donphan.social, as adapting them all so that they look good on Masto, and importing them all took a LOT of work.

If you want to import them easily on Masto with tootctl, I made an archive you can download here: demiboy.online/donphan_pokemon

It contains all the Pokémon so far, up to the Sword and Shield DLCs.

Hope you enjoy them, and once again please credit me if you use them!

The new Pokémon snap game has been announced to be coming out on the 30th of April ✨

@mawr I'm glad that most people seem to reject the official lore because what's the point of playing a fantasy game where you can do magic and go on all sorts of wacky adventures if I can't be friends with the little dragon people?

Fuck that all the races are get along and love each other and conflicts happen because some people suck and it has nothing to do with what they look like. There I created improved D&D!

@monorail *rearranges words so HOLLY is GLACEON and BIG are lined up*

well goddamn, someone released a tool for... basically every game using the engines for Skyrim/Oblivion/Fallout that allows you to generate new voice lines for NPC's from existing voice lines, and it's like... actually pretty good? it's not like 100% but still.

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