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drug mention, NMS posting 

...I just realised Nipnip buds are listed as a "weed" that grows in "dank" places.

honestly I'm surprised it took me this long to get this reference. Like, the onyl way it could have been more obvious if the description for geknip, from which it is made, was "lol 420 blaze it"

T poses out of bed and then noclips through the wall "Wrrrrrrrrrrr!"

oop no winamp's shuffle has decided it is time for Fireflies by Owl City

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re: Hollow Knight 

@socks Same. Granted I had some tips before I tried it, but god that's a great battle, and I absolutely love that killing them isn't how you beat them. They legit go "yeah okay you're strong enough to go past our barrier. You're fuckin' badass. We respect you" and like, when you're in their village, you stop getting attacked any more and everything, it's brilliant :D

(also helps the three mantis lords are ladies)

@jacethechicken Sauron: "Oh gosh oh gosh he's wearing it aaaaaa he's wearing the ring i had made! omgomgomg do you think he can see me? do I look hot enough? oh my god what if he thinks I look hideous oh god aaaa"

re: mkwii 

@monorail wha...the fuck

did

did the game force you to steeer the wrong way there what the shit

what NMS says: "This particular creature you're looking for only exists in caves, and is uncommon, but is ALWAYS active no matter the time of day!"
what NMS means: "haha good luck finding this one fucko lol maybe it's those giant unscannable worms that show up as a new species and this is a glitch maybe it's not HAVE FUUUUN :D :D :D"

@legendaryjoeb "Ah, Interloper! You have returned early!"
"Tradepost got eaten by worms"
"...what?"
*purchasing and installing ridiculous amounts of heavy weaponry onto ship* "Tradepost got eaten by worms"

also me: *gets a ship in NMS called the TZ-31 Kushada*
me: nah... that ain't right... That needs renaming.
ship: *now called the TRZ-3 Kushinada because I am a giant friggin weeb even though I didn't even like Gundam Wing and never watched much of it*
me: perfect 'w'

me: *loads up my NMS save, where I last saved at a trade outpost*
game: *sudden loud screenshaking and borrowing noise*
me: what the fu-oh shit lol it's one of those unscannable giant worms let's have a look at it for giggles
Scanner: "Stomach Contents: Entire Trade Outposts"
me: o_o *looks at readout to be sure* *looks at trade outpost I'm sat on* *looks back at how close worm came to said trade outpost*....... NOPE. 8D

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thecitadel.social 

Self-report. Instance is an effort to de-centralize the bitcoin social space away from bitcoinhackers.org, an instance already on this list. Admin gives zero fucks about policing content beyond crypto scams and ambiguous appeals to "common sense" .

Tags: freespeech

Receipts: thecitadel.social/about/more

fediblock.org/blocklist/#theci

#FediBlock

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space what's that? You got a UPS? Oops turns out taht the power outage was actually a short in teh power grid and it cooked it.

Surge protection? Ohhoohohoh, nooope, that just got blown right through.

Don't worry! The data's still on your drive!... the one that's left anyway.

...well... some of it :)

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