Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

I have a wordplay
I have a camel

UGH

Palindromedary

for everyone else

the sknq has gotcha covered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZiw
bask in the 80s washing machine advertisement using chiptune music (from the gameboy/zx spectrum Robocop games)

there is a specific subset of my followers who will get this atrocious post

for all of you who fit that bill,

👉​​👉
eyyyy

kabedon
and on
and on
and on and kabedon

@owashii@tech.lgbt *hifives*

@socks sdfakjlsdfhsdf yes it's okay aaa /)/////(\

i have a type okay

that type is ...

...

well anybody who can pin me up against a wall, really. .////.

me seeing the vampire lady in the new RE8 trailer: ahaha oh wow i bet there's gonna be so much fanart of her
me seeing that fanart: o////o
me finding out she's like eight fuckin' foot tall: /)//////////////(\

@legendaryjoeb i got that shit wishlisted already and goddang i need it even if I thoroughly suck at skateboarding

@pettter @jk SOMEONE ELSE POINTE DOUT YOU CAN RUN TRAIN HORNS ON THAT 12V TOO OFMGHJKASF

@pettter @jk a friend mentioned that Foone might be the person to contact regarding this because it's kinda... sorta a little in their ballpark.

...

i'm genuinely tempted.

@pettter @jk trying to use adobe software and pressing left-Alt to rescale something only for it to bring up the alt-menu at the top of the window and suddenly "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"

@jk josef you don't understand my gremlin brain won't let me rest until i've seen someone do this oh my god

@jk ....wait what

WAIT WAHT!?

*quickly sharing this outside of masto because THE WORLD MUST KNOW*