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@pup_hime wh./..

awhy

why is
it's all
what

did
did they just chuck the chips on there like "eh fuck it" and then just solder them where they landed omfg why

UK Census 2021, trans 

A good reminder over on Reddit:

old.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK

The 2021 census includes:

""Is the gender you identify with the same as your sex registered at birth? -> This question is voluntary" and provides two reply options:

* Yes
* No, write in gender identity (and provides a box to write down your gender identity)"

As they note, it's useful to fill this out accurately if you /are/ trans:

"There is a lack of information on how large the trans* population is the UK, and estimates vary a lot - and are often disputed. Resourcing and funding for GICs and other services are based on population sizes. Both the government and transphobes tend to push down estimates of how large the trans* population is as a reason to under-fund GICs and services. If the size of the UK trans* population is more accurately known then the government will have less excuse to continue to under-fund and under-resource GICs and services, and transphobes will be less able to claim that 'there aren't many trans* people in the UK' and then claim that 'services aren't justified for a small number of people'."

@katnjiapus@toot.site @sc @fraggle@octodon.social that apple in "amazing condition"...

i mean

it's not ENTIRELY a lie. that's AMAZINGLY BAD condition after all

if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb

@avie@awoo.space @g autocorrect on my phone screwed me there it meant to say thorough-BREAD and also use the right pronouns (that's more my bad and typing on a phone and not thinking at all than autocorrect tho sorry, can't blame that one on autocorrect) but i'm glad you got the pun :3

@avie@awoo.space @g also whenever anybody is like "uh... That's a weird name to have" you can be like "nah, he's a THROUGH BREAD"

@avie@awoo.space @g avie if you don't call your dracozolt that I will be exceptionally disappointed because that's a hilarious name

for everyone else

the sknq has gotcha covered
youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZi
bask in the 80s washing machine advertisement using chiptune music (from the gameboy/zx spectrum Robocop games)

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there is a specific subset of my followers who will get this atrocious post

for all of you who fit that bill,

👉​:blobsunglasses:​👉
eyyyy

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i have a type okay

that type is ...

...

well anybody who can pin me up against a wall, really. .////.

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me seeing the vampire lady in the new RE8 trailer: ahaha oh wow i bet there's gonna be so much fanart of her
me seeing that fanart: o////o
me finding out she's like eight fuckin' foot tall: /)//////////////(\

@legendaryjoeb i got that shit wishlisted already and goddang i need it even if I thoroughly suck at skateboarding

@pettter @jk SOMEONE ELSE POINTE DOUT YOU CAN RUN TRAIN HORNS ON THAT 12V TOO OFMGHJKASF

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