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everyone's hacking the mainframe but no one's asking how's the mainframe

@BestGirlGrace cutter, ketch annnnd...

*squints, then blinks* OHhhh, it's a schooner!

@owashii@plush.city weird she's the only animal whose paws I've ever noticed smell like popcorn imma try this with my other two cats now

I like to call Kami my little popcorn paws cat.

because her pawbs smell like buttered popcorn for some reason

BLACK PEOPLE (nonblack okay to boost): Let Us Be is our flagship initiative that provides a one-time $500 gift to 3 - 5 Black Liberationist change-makers each month. We begin accepting applications on the third Monday of every month, and decisions are made the following week.

Apply & get more info here! --> blackgivingfund.org/let-us-be

me whenever i see the emergency beacons because they are shaped like a friend: "I wish to see the baby"

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Scrap dealer in NMS: <pst, hey, hey stranger, wanna buy an emergency beacon?? sweet loot on board the freighter it belongs to!>
me, full of kobold energy as I fly around in NMS, making grabby hands alreayd for the beacon: "gib friemb plx"

@yeenbean oh god this is ridiculously cursed and i cannot stop thinking about it flhjgflksd;jf;lsdf

open if u are nonbinary 

that's so poggers, :nonbinary_potion: :blobcatsip:

@yeenbean oh my GOD I CAN SEE IT TOO AND HEAR IT AND AHG

Trinity: "THIRTY SEVEN SMITH CLONES. NEO KICKED THIRTY SEVEN SMITH CLONES!!"
Morpheus: "...in a row??"

finally i will be able to play the entire Yakuza series from start to finish :O

@yeenbean ...I was about to say "Oh man what if there was a Matrix PG-13 kids animated series too?" and then the idea of that kinda horrified and amazed me at the exact same time and I just... wat

@avie@awoo.space *vibrates happily now that they don't have to buy a new console just to play these games*

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