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@elfi@pixie.town swear to god if I go to the station in this system that's supposedly inhabited by Korvax and there's nobody there either I am NOPING the fuck outta this sytem for ever.

@elfi@pixie.town ...okay genuinely getting weirded the fuck out now. This "Stellar Corruption Detected" planet ALSO has no animals or other life... aside from plants... and also said it had lots of fauna on it... ._____.;;;;

@elfi@pixie.town that would be friggin rad honestly but sadly that would require that to be hand crafted and deliberate rather than procgen lol

@KitRedgrave Like, there's a Pillared planet in this sytem, that was pretty rad, no fauna there either. I'm just checking out a planet that says "Stellar Corruption Detected" for its biome. :o never seen that before

OH, YEAH, I FORGOT. the planet info says there's copious fauna and bountiful flora. Well, there's a ton of flora that's for sure.

...when you look at the discoveries tab tho... It says "No planetary fauna". and... there isn't.

...

it's like, there was SUPPOSED to be, but... they're just.... gone...

...

it's really, really creeping me out...

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In a system in NMS where ther'es like, three whole exotic/glitch biome planets so far out of like, six planets total, and the CREEPIEST planet I've been to in it so far, is the one that is just a bog standard scorched planet with cacti and occasional firestorms.... but EVERY. SINGLE. STRUCTURE, EVEN TRADEHUBS, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NPCS IN THEM. EVER.

No ships land, aside from mine. It's utterly, UTTERLY lifeless.

If I haven't uploaded it yet I think I might rename it HotSauceOnCreepyPasta.

@noiob me: *sees someone murder and vent, gets a good look at them and their name, and who they killed, slams the report body button immediaately*
entier crew: who and where
me: I SAW THE MURDER HAPPEN IT WAS...uh... *realises they have just immediately forgotten not only the name, but the colour, and where the blue hells they actually were* ... .__.;

@Felthry @owashii@plush.city I mean, how do you think they both appear at the olympics together? They both slipped through into a borderworld that verges on both ours and a fantasy realm.

@carcinopithecus@x0r.be @wandrew Oh for sure. That left turn will lose you a fair chunk of velocity.

@dzuk@weirder.earth what is a remote control floating orb bot which streams its output to the space station AI but a mobile CCTV camera? :3

@dzuk@weirder.earth I was about to ask "what about the FNAF series" but thinking about it that's about as far from detached as possible considering you're using the CCTV in the buildings to STOP yourself getting killed by haunted animatronics, so like... well... NOT getting 'detatched' is kinda the mission of the game lol

i'm playing blaster master zero 2 on switch and it's good?

but.. .goddamn you take fall damage like a motherfucka

@wandrew take the left track and you can definately do a sweet ollie over your buddy without harming them, but take the straight path and while it's harder and there's a chance of wiping out hilariously badly, if you manage to pull it off, it's gonna look slick as hell and your friend on the left track is gonna be so jealous.

@legendaryjoeb hmm, might be okay, like, it's only one kilometer a second, you'll prolly bounce right? You should be fine... *waits a second, then yells behind them* GET THE POPCORN JOE'S ABOUT TO SLAM INTO A PLANET.

@KitRedgrave it's free real estate!

but the real estate is girls kissing girls.

@KitRedgrave okay so like

you take... a girl...

and you take... ANOTHER girl

and like

they're in love

but with

*leans in* e a c h  o t h e r

and then

AND THEN

they K I S S

girls, and stay with me on this one, *leans closer to the microphone... long pause for effect*... /KISSING GIRLS/

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