Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@julia@efdn.club ...what if both Donkey Kong and Bowser are actually the size of King Kong and Godzilla.

...

that means that Mario is also not that much smaller than them.

That means the entire Nintendo character lineup are all Kaiju sized. oh my god.

@Siph@rage.love Seten? SeSevenEn?

@chemelia I was literally about to take a sip from my drink as I was reading through this, and I VERY NEARLY had a full mouthful when I read the final line and I want to thank you for posting this and also I hate you for posting this because I very nearly spat my fucking drink all over everything goddammit XD

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz King BALLIN of Hyrule

@gulfie "So yeah we want to make sexy underwear-"
"Mhm."
"-for men-"
"We already do that?"
"-that are straight."
"..."
"..."
"that are...straight... /what/?"
"...no straight as in sexuality"
*hysterical laughter and applause* "AHhaha okay no but seriously what's the idea?"
"... that...that was it."
"...please say sike. please don't make me design art for people who will never appreciate it D: "

@zatnosk Only thing it needs now is a huge illuminated "T" (and nothing else)

@zatnosk "no thoughts, page empty" is not only the title of a great pooptoot but also a hell of a mood ._.

@batterpunts @codl https://twitter.com/dril

@batterpunts @codl The Book of Wint, as written by Dril

@artemis@vulpine.club see, people who aren't used to poly relationships or plural folks would be like "Omg doesn't it get confusing to marry someone who's like multiple people??"
whereas I'm sure when Steve found out you two were plural, he was like "YAY, TWO HUSBANDS! :D "

@Ivafakename Ivy "guywhowantshisnametobestolenbyafaesaysWHAT" Fae